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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Don't blame me...


      What do you think when you see a Tesla Cybertruck? "Moron." "Headcase." "Fear junkie." There are a variety of valid reactions. Cybertrucks are even worse than Hummers, both driven by styleless, apocalyptic nutbags, no doubt stocking food and firearms, itching for the end of the world, so they can be king. Or lord of the block. Or something.
      Tesla brought out Cybertrucks in 2023, after Elon Musk bought X and began to establish himself, not only as the personal financier for the lunatic right, but one of the loudest voices of intolerance, nationalism, sexism and ignorance rampant. People who bought one knew what they were endorsing.
      But how about regular Teslas, particularly older models, that might have been purchased back when Musk was still a high tech visionary, the man who finally made the electric car work, and not the creepy and frightening bully he became. How do you communicate that you bought the car before its creator established himself as a fascist fanboy, a right wing agitator, a disseminator of hate and unvarnished predatory masculinity on his troll farm, X, and a general enemy of American democracy and freedom?
     I've noticed several varieties of the above bumper sticker, and recognize the dilemma.  The bold thing to do of course would be to sell the car, take your losses, and buy a Subaru, as a kind of penance. But that's asking a lot, and I think that establishing your choice of car should not be construed as an endorsement of current toxicity is sufficient. I mean, I still subscribe to the Washington Post, even though Jeff Bezos has shamed it, and himself, by using its editorial pages to blow kisses and making cooing noises at our nation's liar, bully, fraud and traitor. These are difficult times, and we all navigate best we can. 

I obscured the license plate, out of kindness.

    

25 comments:

  1. When I see Tesla Cybertrucks and Hummer megatrucks I assume the driver is compensating for his tiny penis.

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  2. I fail to understand why anyone would want a vehicle that can trap them inside & burn them to death!
    The electric door handles are a disaster, Bloomberg reports that 15 people have died in Teslas due to the door handles failing to work after a crash has disable the battery that powers the door locks. Few owners can reach the hidden manual release & someone who is a passenger doesn't even know about it. In addition, first responders can't open them from the outside, since the insane Elmo also decided that the outside door handles must retract to become flush with the car body, to increase its mileage, even though the increase is about a quarter mile per full charge.
    In fact, China has recently outlawed those types of door handles on all vehicles due to that insanity & now mandates full manual door handles, inside & outside!
    This is the result of a crazy person designing vehicles.
    Don't forget, California had to fine him for violating safety rules at the car factory in Fremont, because he wouldn't have certain railings that are there to keep the workers safe painted yellow, because Elmo hates the color yellow!
    If someone offered me a ride in a Tesla, I'll say no fucking way, as I don't want to burn to death in that atrocity!!!

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  3. I did not renew my WaPo subscription, but I still order the occasional item on Amazon. Bezos is a difficult villain to avoid.

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    1. I kept my WaPo Subscription but now limit my Amazon purchases to things I can't get locally. I'm still someone who buys CDs from Amazon because I haven't seen a CD store in years. But books? No more book purchases from Amazon for me.

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    2. Agreed Bezos is hard to avoid. Still have a WaPo subscription, periodically I have to hold my nose while reading it.

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    3. Rolling Stones at 7300 W Irving Road, next to the HIP shopping mall sells cds, records, dvds. A great selection of oldies, classic rock, current rock, country, etc. I live just over the border in Wisconsin, but drive in to support them.

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    4. Still have my WaPo subscription but hardly read it. The features are more and more just yuppie fluff, aimed at the very affluent. Still banned from commenting for life. But with the way they've messed up the comments, with up arrows and down arrows and reactions, I don't feel I'm missing much anymore. And it's still teeming with snarky a-holes...an opinion that probably got me banned in the first place.

      Used to read WaPo several times a day. But now it's only on a day when something major breaks. The way 2026 is going, however, that soon will be every goddamn day once again.

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  4. In all honesty, what I think when I see one of these cars is "he must have a teeny tiny penis". It's the same thing I thought years ago when some folks were driving Hummers.

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    1. While i believe the teeny tiny itsy witsy peepee is a hallmark of the Cyber Truck owners, I do think there is much more nuance when it comes to the Hummer. H1 vs H2 & H3. For the HE, does it have a bed? Did they get it because they wanted the Cyber Truck but Elon's crazy? But i think for many aspects of trucks in cities and suburbs, unless you're a contractor you probably don't need it.

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  5. Replying to Anonymous, 6:17a, I was thinking the same thing! Guess I'm not the only one. Judy

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  6. Musk is a very unusual specimen. Although granting some value in caring for others, he said on a popular radio show: "The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy. The empathy exploit. They're exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response." It seems that everything he says and does reflects that perspective.

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    1. Meaning Musk is a sociopath. It fits.

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  7. You can’t always assume politics by someone’s choice of car. However, last Saturday as 80+people stood outside the Village Green in Wilmette peacefully protesting the current government activities as dozens of cars drove past and honked in solidarity, only one driver gave us the finger. You guessed it, he drove a Tesla!

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  8. Regarding Elon, "the creepy and frightening bully he became". He did not "become" that. He was always that. It just took longer for most of us to recognize .. and acknowledge .. what he is. As for the automobiles he created, they're butt-ugly and poorly designed, and an embarrassment to anyone still driving one.

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  9. In Hyde Park this past summer, I saw a bumper sticker on a Tesla that said, “Are we great yet? Because so far, I’m just embarrassed.”

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  10. If someone says empathy is a flaw in humanity, they aren't human.

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  11. Bob Dillon's "The Times They Are A Changing" is a wonderful place to start.

    I do not blame people who have supported causes or people that no longer align with their views or tenets.

    I do have a problem with people who shrug it off. Some things need to be given up for the greater good. Tesla is a good example of that. Regardless of when you bought it, you are still advertising it by driving it. You are still saying "yeah well he used to be good!"

    I have the utmost respect for the people who were the first inline to invade Iraq but are now able to admit that it was a mistake and it was based on lies. How they handle themselves in the face of Venezuela, Canada, and Greenland will be the true test of their character.

    We should be so lucky to live in a society where bandwagon politicians are looked down as much as fair-weather fans.

    Besides, if you really want to drive your Tesla and not support Elon Musk, you should be able to keep it in the garage, hidden away under paint cans and old bikes until he's erased from public, private, and economic life. After all, that's what republicans were able to do with their Nazi flags.

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    1. Bob DYLAN. You lost me in the beginning.

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  12. One might wonder why anyone drives a Ford what with its founders well documented antisemitic leanings.

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    1. One might also wonder, then, why so many people, worldwide, chose to drive a Volkswagen Beetle, the "people's car" that was championed by Hitler. But they were cute, practical, easy to park, easy to fix, and got great gas mileage. All of which outweighed and overcame their origins. And Baby Boomers, in particular, flocked to them in the 60s and 70s.

      True, some Jewish people avoided them. Especially those who experienced WWII. My grandmother and my uncle were among them. But they had valid reasons. My uncle carried German shrapnel in his body for the rest of his life (lots of fun at airports), And my grandmother's whole family went up the chimney. But she still accepted rides home in my Bug. Wasn't happy, though.

      Uncle Henry died a long time ago...in 1947. And Ford's descendants and successors weren't particularly anti-Semitic. Owned a classic Mustang in the early 70s but never gave a thought to Mr. Ford's Nazi leanings, or about how the company profited from both sides during the war.

      Currently driving a Ford for the first time in fifty years. Reminds me of the VWs I once owned. Very reliable. Compact. Great turning radius and excellent gas mileage. Best of all, it was purchased from my mechanic for half the going rate. Nice little buggy. Very happy with it. Ford still makes a good product.

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  13. Those Tesla trucks are ugly.

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  14. Imagine a world where electric vehicles were the old technology and gasoline
    (yes highly flammable and explosive gasoline) fueled cars were the new technology.
    Now all we have to do is have every vehicle carry around 10-20 gallons of this explosive liquid. Not only that. Every other street corner would have huge tanks of this stuff buried underground all over the country.
    All we would have to do is not smoke while we fill our tanks to be safe.
    The doors on our cats fly wide open in the explosions.
    Now that’s a modern safe idea!

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  15. I am a liberal all the way and I have a Tesla Model Y - purchased before he was such an asshole. I LOVE it. Please do not judge a driver by her car......Thank you

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  16. Cybertrucks are one of the ugliest vehicles ever. Low res poly design made with left over ductwork. I was very interested in Tesla cars but Musk's rabid anti-union stance stopped me.
    Not too long ago, it seemed that electric cars were finally coming to the USA. Kick the oil habit, no emissions, much less maintenance, quiet. But then we had another crack-up.
    Maybe the difference in style between the Tesla car and cyber truck reflects Musk's change from visionary to cuckoo. Or the effects of ketamine.

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