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Saturday, September 19, 2026

You can take the girl out of the city...


     The lonely stretch above is Miller Road, just east of 155 and west of the Prairie Creek in Hopedale Township, about 160 miles southwest of Chicago.
     We stopped in that unlikely spot because, in the fields beyond, a variety of pieces of big equipment were doing some harvesting that I was interested in observing for a story I'm working on, one you can expect in a couple weeks. 
      In the half hour we lingered there, one car, maybe two came by, and didn't stop.
     We did have a good laugh. As we walked away from the car in the picture, that lonely speck, a blue Ford Focus, toward the muddy field, we heard a distinctive double beep.
     "I locked my car and put on my flashers," marveled Ashlee Rezin, the Sun-Times photo editor, who was driving. "Could I be more of a city girl? I am a through and through city girl." 
     Old habits die hard. Though we were in depopulated and — it is assumed — relatively safe rural heartland, the idea of not taking prudent precautions, well, is not cast casually cast aside.
     That happened several times, frequently enough that a local remarked on it, also with a laugh. Unnecessary safety steps by anxious city slickers are funny. We don't lock our cars here. 
     Later we grabbed lunch in Morton, "The Pumpkin Capital of the World" and sampled their pumpkin-flavored ice cream, pumpkin-spiked chili, plus pumpkin cake pops. When I had called the village hall the day before, getting the lay of the land, an employee warned me that with the Pumpkin Festival going full swing, parking might be a problem.
     "Oh, I imagine we'll manage," I said. If agrarians smile at our consciousness of criminality, we return the favor regarding what they think of as crowded. I thought back to the parking meters in Lemont accepting pennies last time I was there — albeit a while ago. 
     Let's just say parking was not a problem for a professional newspaper photographer. We managed.
     I hadn't been out for a story for two months, since I had my rotator cuff repaired in late July, and it felt really good to hit the road, eyeball an expanse of this beautiful state, talk to some hardworking, interesting people, including my colleague, who I hadn't seen for quite a while. We talked and talked and talked — I was hoarse when I got home. I left the house shortly before 7 a.m. and returned shortly after 7 p.m. It was a day very well spent.




      
 

12 comments:

  1. We retired to rural NW suburbs after some pretty intense fast-paced living. Never thought I’d adapt to country home life as I have, where unlocked doors are not uncommon, and nature abounds (along with creatures in some interesting places).
    I’ve traveled a lot, lived elsewhere for ten years, but beautiful, bountiful, “wild” Illinois is my home. Look forward to the upcoming article, and thanks for this.

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  2. Oh, man, you were in God's country. Or right nextdoor to it, anyway. McLean County has the richest farmland in the entire country. If I couldn't live here, I would be quite comfortable living there. It's beautiful. I love it.

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    1. The farmers up in DeKalb County used to make the same claim when I lived there between '66 and '73. Six feet of the richest soil on earth. Corn country. That makes summers hotter, and extremely humid. Very high dew points. Tom Skilling used to talk about it on WGN.

      Many of my fellow NIU students bitched about the place, and said nix on the hix in the stix, and they would suitcase home every weekend, But I moved into a house in town, and even became a "townie" for a while, after graduation.

      I liked DeKalb. So much so that after my parents moved to Florida, I would try to do my business in the city in a day, and avoided staying there overnight. Told everyone how much I hated "Choke-Awful"...as I called it. Yeah, right. Lived on the North Side and in Evanston for another 17 years.
      Go figure.

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    2. I always liked DeKalb, too. My dad got all three of his degrees at NIU. He was a Chicago boy, north side, but he spent every summer on farms in Iowa, with his mom's family. I think DeKalb felt good to him, being close to both places.

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    3. Count me in on loving DeKalb.
      The cornfields and the hix. '69 to '73. Then bonus four years when my son went there. Big sky beauty!

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  3. Moved to Springfield from the Chicago area in 1983. I have often traveled through here on my way to Peoria. Central illinois is so much more than flat boring fields. I love this land and its people

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  4. I grew up (confession, I never actually grew up) in McLean County and frequently spend time with my brother who now lives near Mackinaw. The drive from there to Morton goes through the pumpkin patches, which look wildly out of place among the fields of corn and soy beans. The whole countryside is breathtaking. Looking forward to the upcoming story you're working on.

    Mary Schmich once asked her readers to describe how flat Illinois is. Someone responded with the best description I've ever heard, "Illinois is so flat, you can sit on your porch and watch your dog run away for 3 days." That pretty much sums it up.

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  5. Will look forward to the article.

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  6. so true about corn adding to the humidity but it has to be

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    1. It's a weather fact...the corn gives off moisture...just like sweating...I believe it's called transpiration. It can push the dew points into the low 80s...and if the air temperature is in the 90s...that produces a heat index of probably over 120. As bad as anything in the Southwest or in the Middle East, which are among the hottest places on Earth.

      Not only am I a weather junkie, but I took a class from Tom Skilling, and spent a couple of summers in that cornfield hell. And no place to go swimming except a public pool. Now there's a state park, with a man-made lake. Must get pretty crowded.

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  7. Looking forward to a cow or buffalo story on Sun. I love buffalo and thus YStone. I know there's a herd in Batavia.

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  8. the problem in many rural areas is not great hospitals or docs nearby- snowdrifts, etc

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