tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3972382144120426476.post1022209406130830277..comments2024-03-28T07:38:03.544-05:00Comments on Every goddamn day: 03/28/24: So maestro, what's with the stick?Neil Steinberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468057838260476480noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3972382144120426476.post-31545340945126302512014-04-02T15:44:57.246-05:002014-04-02T15:44:57.246-05:00I still say Stravinsky's horrible. Maybe I ne...I still say Stravinsky's horrible. Maybe I need a few more centuries to appreciate him.halcyonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16153075174949462914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3972382144120426476.post-54119306938548824812014-04-02T11:25:21.231-05:002014-04-02T11:25:21.231-05:00Conductor is stuck in traffic on way to a big conc...Conductor is stuck in traffic on way to a big concert. First-chair violinist fills in, does great job. When the conductor arrives in time for second piece, the violinist returns to the usual seat, beaming with pride. Second violinist asks: Where have you been?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3972382144120426476.post-75037880095198839282014-04-02T08:20:17.584-05:002014-04-02T08:20:17.584-05:00Sorry. The first one cost $10,000.Sorry. The first one cost $10,000.Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09641357239788323783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3972382144120426476.post-82376521180395749852014-04-02T08:18:19.076-05:002014-04-02T08:18:19.076-05:00Musician joke.
Man goes into a pet store and sees...Musician joke.<br /><br />Man goes into a pet store and sees three birds on perches under a sign that reads :Musical Parrots. Asks what the first one, listed at $15,000, does and is told she's an Italian opera specialist, particularly good in the bel canto repertoire. How about the one that goes for $15,000? he asks, and is told she has a wider 'fach,' can sing French and German arias and selections from Viennese Operetta and Zarzuela. Coming to the third bird, listing for $25,000, he asks "What does he do?" "Nobody knows, but the other two call him 'Maestro.'" Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09641357239788323783noreply@blogger.com