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| I asked Chat GBT to "create an image of 'an angel shaman born of spirits.'" This was the result. Not bad, right? |
I glance at my spam folder, about once a day, just to see anything of note. On Saturday I noticed an email in Japanese, beginning:
WCAB（労働者災害補償上訴委員会）様、
私京都森克己は、エンジェルシャーマン精霊生誕として、
従って、米国と英国と日本国は、
598予知能力武器世界配信開発期間は、私の全盲盲目者祖父から
To the WCAB (Workers' Compensation Appeals Board), the California Department of Occupational Safety and Health ( Cal/OSHA ), and the U.S. Department of Labor
I, Katsumi Mori from Kyoto, as an angel shaman born of spirits, am being plundered by the Japanese national organizational power for the framework of life, property, and profit, and while being subjected to a brutal murder religion based on sixth sense, money, and precognition, I am actually making money through the "Internet Precognition Weapon Civilization." Humanity is a fraudulent murderer that does not exist in the universe, but only on Earth.
Therefore, the United States, the United Kingdom, and Japan each have the obligation and responsibility to provide 200 million yen each in workers' compensation.
The development period for the 598 Precognitive Weapon, which will be distributed worldwide, spans 140 years, starting with my completely blind grandfather.
The total cost is estimated at 1 billion yen per year for the Honmichi New Religion, a branch of Tenrikyo with 300,000 members, resulting in 100 billion yen in activity maintenance costs over 100 years.
No one can surpass my statements, even considering the 8 billion people who are alive and the 1 trillion who have died.
I am a 100 trillion yen player with precognitive abilities and a weapon distributed worldwide to 5 billion people.
Profit from the sale of precognitive weapons to individuals: over 100 million yen, payable in installments over 5 years.
My personal share is 90 %, your company's share is 10 %.
Profits from the sale of precognitive weapons to corporations: over 1 trillion yen, payable in installments over 5 years.
My personal share is 90 %, your company's share is 10 %.
All four pieces of information—UK Wise bank account information, Japan Mitsubishi UFJ Bank account information, Japan Rakuten Bank account information, and BTC wallet address account information (Japan Bitcoin Bank)—are correct.
However, only the recipient account information for KATSUMI MORI in connection with the "Internet Precognition Weapon Civilization Invention" has been treated as invalid due to fraud.
Please investigate the fraudulent invalidation of KATSUMI MORI 's recipient account information. Banks around the world have signed agreements to invalidate inventions related to precognitive abilities, weapons, and civilization.
Congratulations to the Angel Shaman Spirit for proposing "A bloodless weapon that will annihilate one trillion people, making its first landing on the four major continents, August 2026 , by Katsuminomi-nomics" as a proposal for the payment of workers' compensation benefits.
Americans brutally murdered a Canadian shaman spirit, and banks around the world have signed agreements not to recognize his life. As a result, people around the world are increasingly becoming corrupt individuals who are "impotent fraudsters and murderers," and the cosmic soul and spiritual life forms are regressing to what they were 5000 years ago.
Trump of the United States is working behind the scenes to arrange fraudulent agreements among banks worldwide, eliminating the survival of those who possess angelic shamanistic abilities, precognitive abilities, and weapon-based inventions, and promoting the enslavement of the nation, making it impossible to monetize souls and spirits. I demand the immediate execution of Trump and the immediate destruction of the United States. His television speeches in Japan serve as evidence. ( 2026/09/22)
Naturally, please transfer the funds to my designated Bitcoin bank account within two weeks, without any upfront fees. ( 2026/09/15 )
200 million yen is the average lifetime earnings of a salaried worker.
Here is KATSUMI MORI 's GBP account information for Wise . If you are sending money from a UK bank, you can use this account information for domestic transfers. For transfers from other countries, please use international transfer ( SWIFT transfer).
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Name : KATSUMI MORI
Account number : 58825593
Sort code : 60-84-64
Please use this for sending money from the UK.
IBAN: GB39 TRWI 6084 6458 8255 93
SWIFT/BIC: TRWIGB2LXXX
Ha!
ReplyDeleteOne trillion have died? No go, Kyoto Joe. Do you even realize how big a trillion is?
ReplyDeleteAs of the early 21st century, 56 million people die per year. An estimated total of almost 110 billion humans have died, or roughly 94% of the 117 billion humans who have ever lived.
Those 110 billion are only 11% of a trillion.
Not even close.
Your math isn't mathing, scammer.
You do know you're arguing with a Japanese madman, right Grizz? I'm usually all for doing the math. But sometimes you have to let the ball whizz past and smack into the mitt.
DeleteNot only a baseball junkie, Mister S, but a stats junkie as well. Numbers fascinate me. That one was just so far off the mark that I couldn't let it go by. Had to whiz (or whizz) on that fat one. Being off by almost 90% is ridiculous. Even 117 billion human beings is simply incomprehensible. That's 78 Chinas or 78 Indias. Wow.
DeleteMake that almost 900%...not 90%. Sorry. My mistake.
DeleteWhoever this nut is, he sure makes all the Nigerian princes look like small time grifters when it comes to imagination!
ReplyDeleteI, too, compared this angel shaman email to the typical Nigerian prince email scams and found it refreshingly "different". Glad I wasn't the only one, Clark St.
DeleteKatsumi Mori is also an anime character, for what that's worth.
ReplyDelete“….self-regard is a psychiatric poison, and drives people mad.” Interesting. I just posted something last night somewhat related to this madness on FB. But my topic was today’s models of warriorship juxtaposed against the example of nobler warriors of cultures past.(e.g., wars had clear purpose, well defined beginnings and ends; off-switches, and rituals of return). The quoted line adds something important to discussions about the effects of wanton greed of demonic force. Our battles are everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAdults and children alike have been drafted into dark battlefields that affect us in ways that makes everyday life painful, fostering rage based in grief.
That dramatic email is comical, and yet relates the idea we’re all under siege of a soul-crushing sort. As Karl Marlantes, scholar and Viet Nam veteran wrote in his 2911 book, “What it Is Like to Go To War,” - “We mistakenly assume that bodily survival has a higher precedence than ego survival. This is simply not generally true. Ego will happily destroy the body for its own sake.”
He writes like an avenging angel here, and we need to pay attention. Within the ridiculous email is a tiny grain of something true.
So, would you characterize this email as a Momento Mori?
ReplyDeleteI stopped reading the screed halfway though the second paragraph. The scamster started getting a little carried away at that point.
ReplyDeleteThis seems to me to be an example of the "Nigerian Prince/Irish Treasurer" scams that are so transparently unbelievable that anyone who does respond is a consummate fool who would fall for anything.
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