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| Kumamon, at his birthday party in 2016 |
Readers make suggestions. Some are anatomically impossible and best ignored. Some are for stories that deserve consideration. This idea immediately caught my attention, even though it is not only about sports — never my strong suit — but about the White Sox, specifically, their rookie first baseman.
“I noticed that Munetaka Murakami was born and raised in — Kumamoto! Home of your favorite mascot,” Peter Erdelyi wrote in mid-July. “Kumamon is almost all black — a Sox logo would look great on him. Kumamon Night with free little Kumamons to the first 20,000 attendees, along with a mascot race with Kumamon, with the person behind it all with his brilliant suggestion to the Sox, Neil Steinberg, throwing out the first pitch.”
Never heard of Kumamon? He is, to quote Tom Waits, “Big in Japan.” Kumamon is what the Japanese call a yuru-kyara — or “loose character.” That traditionally gets translated as “mascot,” though it doesn’t do the reality justice. They’re far more complicated. Kumamon is to Southpaw, the White Sox mascot, as Anna Karenina is to Raggedy Ann.
Ten years ago, I traveled to Kumamoto, in southwestern Japan, to attended Kumamon’s birthday party, along with 50,000 other guests. It was nuts.
As if reading my mind, the team held a bobblehead night for the slugger, bringing his parents over to throw out the first pitch. I thought that might moot my reader’s idea. But there’s always next year. I reached out to Brooks Boyer, in charge of marketing for the Sox, who I found in a good mood. The team is doing great this year, particularly compared to the three previous, especially-awful, 100-plus losing-game seasons.
“I can expect us to be fighting for a division in late October,” Boyer said, “These guys are super likable and competing their butts off. So it’s been a lot of fun.”
Fun is the operative word in baseball lately. As illustrated by the recent Banana Ball phenomenon, fun is very big at the old ballpark. As are Japanese players. In case you’re paying even less attention to sports than I am, the biggest star in baseball is the insanely skilled Shohei Ohtani of the Los Angeles Dodgers. I told Boyer that keeping far-from-home Japanese players happy seems a challenge for teams.
“You try to keep all of your players happy,” replied Boyer. “When we signed Murakami, we asked him if there are things from Japan that maybe we don’t have here that would create a more comfortable experience. We were thinking about rice cookers. But the very first thing he said was, ‘Could we get a washlet — a bidet — in the clubhouse?’”
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Murakami is right. Every clubhouse and regular house should have one.
ReplyDeleteI've never felt as clean as I now do. And they were fantastic during the pandemic when everyone was freaking out about toilet paper. I wouldn't trade mine for the world.
The one major drawback, is using the facilities not at your home field becomes even worse.
I love baseball and I lean Southside. Hoping for both teams to make the playoffs this year.
ReplyDeleteThough I spend most of my time in New Mexico now I have been back a couple times to go to ball games.
Murakami has been a great acquisition for the White Sox but as well as he's doing he was a two-time MVP while he played in Japan and his nickname translates roughly to ,God over there
I sure would like to see the Sox re-sign him to an extended deal. The White Sox only have rights to him for this year and next then he becomes a free agent and if he keeps up his performance level a very costly one.
While Southpaw is no Kumamon the Pope prefers him and he has a great arm. That guy can really bring it. The Sox might consider adding him to their bullpen.
Maybe you could do an interview with him and see how he feels about all this and whether he can use a bidet while he's wearing that outfit
Thanks for the Tom Waits nod!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather see them bring back midgets.
ReplyDeleteDie-Hard Cub Fan for 65 years, and have barely noticed the White Sox for decades.
ReplyDeleteThe opposite of loving the Cubs is not hating on the White Sox. It's indifference.
The iconic scoreboard. at Wrigley doesn't show the White Sox. Just says CHICAGO.
To the Cubs, and many of their fans, they're just another MLB team. Meh. Feh.
Pretty much summarizes to a tee exactly how I've always felt about the Cubs. The Cub hate that seems so prevalent among other Sox fans is something that I've just never been privy to, because I simply don't care. I mean, they're known for two things: mathematics defying futility, and playing in the most boring, overrated stadium in all sport. What's to get excited about, one way or the other?
DeleteI always laugh at Cubs fans who are bothered by the south-siders.
Deletevery few people know how the Cubs entered into the baseball conversation. That gives me a chuckle.
Fandom Grizz. I am married to a guy who refused to go to Sox park even when his kids scout troops went. So guess who went? And I discovered something interesting. The food offerings at Sox park are about 100times better than at Wrigley.
ReplyDeleteEverything about Sox park is better. That’s less a testament to how good of a ballpark it actually is than it is to what a dump Wrigley Field is. I’ve been to thirteen different major league ballparks (including a few defunct ones), and Wrigley is easily the lamest, with Fenway Park a fairly close runner up. Of course, they’re both ceaselessly heralded as the crown jewels of baseball venues, which proves two things: most people are extremely suggestible, and they have tremendous difficulty disabusing themselves of the idea that just because something is really old, it therefore must be good.
DeleteMy next ballpark will be my 20th. Milwaukee or Washington. Eight of the parks I've visited no longer exist. Wrigley was a great place to learn, watch, and enjoy baseball when I was younger (60s, 70s, and 80s). Anybody can glory in victory, but you learn to fall in love with a team in defeat.
DeleteMy Wrigley is gone. More seating (two bleacher expansions in a decade), hideous signage, and those two atrocities that dominate everything...the video boards. The bricks and the ivy and the old scoreboard are all that remain untouchable...without them, Wrigley would no longer be Wrigley. It's not so much a dump as it is what's found in any arcade...a pinball machine.
Fenway was a disappointment. There are lot of bad seats, with poor sightlines. The seats are too small...fans were leaner back in the day. There were rats. Big rats.
Of course, that was in the mid-Nineties. Fenway has undergone a great deal of spiffing up in the past few decades. Wonder if they destroyed it in order to save it...as was done in Chicago? And I imagine they've Disneyfied the neighborhood, the same way Wrigleyville was turned into Rickettsville. I'm so old that I remember when it was blue-collar West Lakeview, and quite sketchy after dark. Then the lights went in.
New is not always bad. Baltimore is very nice. Cleveland and Detroit are okay. PNC, in Pittsburgh, is the jewel in the MLB crown. Maybe the best. I'm two hours away. Go there every year when the Cubs are in town.
i grew up a fan of both teams. Now I root against the cubs because they held a fundraiser for the orange cheeto at wrigley during his first term. They will never get another penny from me for as long as I live.
ReplyDeleteWhy virtue signal if you're going to post as anonymous?
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, the Ricketts, the Dump lovers. They are more quiet about it this time around. The sister was the only one who disagreed on the Dump support.
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