Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Flashback 2012: Sculptures set inner kid free to soar

     

"Glider Pilot" by Bob Emser

     I do miss going into the office on a semi-regular basis. You never knew what you were going to stumble upon.

     In a little room hidden somewhere deep within our brains, the little child we once were sits,  pressing his palms flat against the gouged, glue-spattered, heavily shellacked wooden desktop, puffing out his cheeks, listening to the clock tick, gazing at the rain streaks on the windows, waiting.
     I had just left the 8:17 downtown, shuffled in Fritz Lang lockstep with the other commuters through the platform’s smoky, dripping din, up the stairs, then surged across Madison, up more stairs and onto the plaza.
     Dihedral, I thought, getting a glimpse of the first of a trio of artworks, an installation called “Test Flight” created by sculptor Bob Emser that went on display earlier this month at 2 N. Riverside Plaza, or what we fogies refer to as the old Chicago Daily News Building.
     The dihedral is the angle of an airplane’s wings. I hadn’t thought of that word in decades, but it must have slumbered, scribbled on a scrap tucked into that little boy’s pocket.
     “Two x 2,” a pair of wing tips — a Supermarine Spitfire’s, among the most beautiful planes ever built — made of Brazilian walnut, with little aluminum insets. You want to run your hand over the rich wood but, trained not to manhandle art, even public art, I didn’t.
     Next is “Balsa Flies Better,” a large wooden skeleton of an airplane wing — a DC-3’s, another lovely plane. Typically, a kid would make one of these wings out of balsa, first cutting the pieces out with an X-Acto knife, gluing them together on a board with pins, later covering the fragile 10-inch lattice in paper, doping it until it stretches tight. This one was made of pine and 14 feet tall. I stopped in mid-stride — the other commuters nearly piling up, cartoon fashion, behind me, before flowing past like a river current around a rock.
     Suddenly it was all back: the colorful cardboard boxes, the T-shaped pins, the Saran wrap over the diagram plans, so the glue wouldn’t stick. Decals. Toothpicks. Not only a Spitfire, but a Hawker Hurricane and others.
     The third, “Glider Pilot,” is a little off-theme, but somehow pulled the three together. An exact model of those 19-cent — now $1.99 — Jet balsa gliders you’d get at Woolworth’s. Only this one was made of marine plywood and 12 feet long. Anyone who could make a Spitfire out of balsa disdained these gliders, though they would serve in a pinch.
     Art should do at least one of three things: It should be original in idea, excellent in execution, or dramatic in effect. The idea of making common stuff really big isn’t new; Claes Oldenburg’s “Batcolumn” is around the corner. The big model plane components were certainly precisely made. But the impact — at least to me — flew me back to Berea, Ohio, in 1970, though I suppose art that only touches men who once made model airplanes is aiming for a narrow and thinning audience. This particular subject couldn’t be an accident.
     “When I was a kid, I think that my first sculptural experience was taking these flat balsa shapes and ending up with this sensuous form,” said sculptor Bob Emser, 58, who has studios in Chicago and Eureka. He views the three pieces, together, as “a full theme of music stripped down to a three-piece band.”
     Emser built model airplanes for the same reason I did — because of his dad’s influence.
     “I wasn’t much for organized sports,” said Emser. “I liked building things. My father said this is something you can do in your bedroom and not hurt yourself.”
     The wooden sculptures secretly solve a problem that any artist hoping to display art on this specific spot must consider — that 2 N. Riverside Plaza is built over the Metra tracks.
     “There’s some problems putting large-scale sculptures over vaulted train tracks — most of it is pretty heavy,” Emser said. “I thought, ‘You know this is opportunity knocking to do something fun, quick, temporary.’ ”
     Underline “temporary.” I mentioned that someone with too little control of their inner child had jumped on the glider and cracked it. “Two x 2” was tackled by drunk Bears fans.
     “Stuff like that happens. It’s designed to be temporary. It’s not designed to last forever,” he said. “I’m going to go and reinforce that wing. I remember breaking lots of balsa wood planes. They’re fragile. I knew people were going to climb on them. That’s what happens when you put something in public. Still, I wanted to get the dihedral into the wing.”
     I smiled, hearing the artist speak the same recondite word that had popped into my head when I first saw his work. Kindred spirits. I told him, given how much public art in Chicago is garbage — the chunky Dubuffet jammed next to the Thompson Center, other hunks of metal signifying nothing — it’s nice to see something evocative, at least to me.
     “I even try not to call myself a ‘public art’ person,” he said. “I like to say it’s ‘civic art.’ It’s really about civilization and making civilization a happier place.” We can all use that. “Test Flight” is part of the 23rd International Sculpture Conference, in Chicago Oct. 4 - 6, and will be at 2 N. Riverside Plaza, north of Madison, west of the river, until mid-October.
            — Originally published in the Sun-Times, Sept. 25, 2012



Monday, September 28, 2026

Hard to find a good kosher candy to throw at your kids

Sunkist Fruit Gems

     To be a Chicagoan — yes, I know I’m not — is to have a certain nostalgia about candy.
     Growing up here — OK, I grew up near Cleveland, thank you for noticing — meant to be aware of the enormous Brach’s factory on the West Side and the Spanish Revival Mars confectionery on Oak Park Avenue. Visits downtown were liable to give you a contact high from the cocoa aroma rolling off the Blommer’s chocolate factory.
     Being a fat kid — try snatching that away from me, you touchy chauvinists — I had a visceral understanding of the entire Brach’s line. The gorgeous slightly soft, matte milk chocolate stars. The shiny dark blobs of bridge mix, with its scorned peanuts and ultra vanilla creams.
     My mother played bridge — yes, in Berea, immediately west of Cleveland, geez, give it a rest, will ya? — and I would belly crawl, like soldiers on the “Combat!” TV show, into the living room, to snake my hand into a bowl and retrieve a fistful of mix, then scuttle back to my room to enjoy my prize. What a sight that must have been.
     And we — meaning Chicagoans and whatever unwanted interlopers manage to jam themselves among them — shouldn’t complain. Despite the insane sugar tariffs sending Chicago candy companies fleeing to Mexico, we still have a bounty: Ferrara Pan, churning out their vastly cool Nerds Gummy Clusters. Butterfingers and Baby Ruths are made in Franklin Park, which is not Chicago either, last time I checked.
     Some folks insist Tootsie Rolls are made in Chicago, though after a lifetime of being denied access to the factory, I hope you will forgive me for insisting Tootsie Rolls are actually made in the military dictatorship of Myanmar, excreted by emotionally-damaged French poodles trapped in inhumanely small crates and force fed a combination of high fructose corn syrup, industrial waste and the offal of rabbits who died testing cosmetics.

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Sunday, September 27, 2026

"Internet Precognition Weapon Civilization Invention"

I asked Chat GBT to "create an image of 'an angel shaman born of 
spirits.'" This was the result. Not bad, right?

 

    There are so many crazy people in the United States, we forget that other countries have their own share of lunatics.
     I glance at my spam folder, about once a day, just to see anything of note. On Saturday I noticed an email in Japanese, beginning: 

WCAB(労働者災害補償上訴委員会)様、カリフォルニア州労働安全衛生局様(Cal/OSHA)、米国労働省様

私京都森克己は、エンジェルシャーマン精霊生誕として、日本国家組織権力で生命財産収益の型枠を略奪されながら、又第六感金銭予知能力惨殺宗教をされながら、「インターネット予知能力武器文明」で本来収益を挙げられます。人類は宇宙に生存せずに、地球だけに生存する詐欺殺人鬼です。

従って、米国と英国と日本国は、それぞれ2億円ずつ労働災害補償を給付する義務と責任が在ります。

598予知能力武器世界配信開発期間は、私の全盲盲目者祖父から140年間。


     Which I translated (well, clicked "Translate to English," I don't want you to think I cracked open a dictionary and did the work myself) thinking it might be from Kumamoto Prefecture, telling me they're hot to get Kumamon together with the Sox. And was rewarded with this. Feel free to skim.


To the WCAB (Workers' Compensation Appeals Board), the California Department of Occupational Safety and Health ( Cal/OSHA ), and the U.S. Department of Labor

I, Katsumi Mori from Kyoto, as an angel shaman born of spirits, am being plundered by the Japanese national organizational power for the framework of life, property, and profit, and while being subjected to a brutal murder religion based on sixth sense, money, and precognition, I am actually making money through the "Internet Precognition Weapon Civilization." Humanity is a fraudulent murderer that does not exist in the universe, but only on Earth.

Therefore, the United States, the United Kingdom, and Japan each have the obligation and responsibility to provide 200 million yen each in workers' compensation.

The development period for the 598 Precognitive Weapon, which will be distributed worldwide, spans 140 years, starting with my completely blind grandfather.

The total cost is estimated at 1 billion yen per year for the Honmichi New Religion, a branch of Tenrikyo with 300,000 members, resulting in 100 billion yen in activity maintenance costs over 100 years.

No one can surpass my statements, even considering the 8 billion people who are alive and the 1 trillion who have died.

I am a 100 trillion yen player with precognitive abilities and a weapon distributed worldwide to 5 billion people.

Profit from the sale of precognitive weapons to individuals: over 100 million yen, payable in installments over 5 years.

My personal share is 90 %, your company's share is 10 %.

Profits from the sale of precognitive weapons to corporations: over 1 trillion yen, payable in installments over 5 years.

My personal share is 90 %, your company's share is 10 %.

All four pieces of information—UK Wise bank account information, Japan Mitsubishi UFJ Bank account information, Japan Rakuten Bank account information, and BTC wallet address account information (Japan Bitcoin Bank)—are correct.

However, only the recipient account information for KATSUMI MORI in connection with the "Internet Precognition Weapon Civilization Invention" has been treated as invalid due to fraud.

Please investigate the fraudulent invalidation of KATSUMI MORI 's recipient account information. Banks around the world have signed agreements to invalidate inventions related to precognitive abilities, weapons, and civilization.

Congratulations to the Angel Shaman Spirit for proposing "A bloodless weapon that will annihilate one trillion people, making its first landing on the four major continents, August 2026 , by Katsuminomi-nomics" as a proposal for the payment of workers' compensation benefits.

Americans brutally murdered a Canadian shaman spirit, and banks around the world have signed agreements not to recognize his life. As a result, people around the world are increasingly becoming corrupt individuals who are "impotent fraudsters and murderers," and the cosmic soul and spiritual life forms are regressing to what they were 5000 years ago.

Trump of the United States is working behind the scenes to arrange fraudulent agreements among banks worldwide, eliminating the survival of those who possess angelic shamanistic abilities, precognitive abilities, and weapon-based inventions, and promoting the enslavement of the nation, making it impossible to monetize souls and spirits. I demand the immediate execution of Trump and the immediate destruction of the United States. His television speeches in Japan serve as evidence. ( 2026/09/22)

Naturally, please transfer the funds to my designated Bitcoin bank account within two weeks, without any upfront fees. ( 2026/09/15 )

200 million yen is the average lifetime earnings of a salaried worker.

Here is KATSUMI MORI 's GBP account information for Wise . If you are sending money from a UK bank, you can use this account information for domestic transfers. For transfers from other countries, please use international transfer ( SWIFT transfer).

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Name : KATSUMI MORI

Account number : 58825593

Sort code : 60-84-64

Please use this for sending money from the UK.

IBAN: GB39 TRWI 6084 6458 8255 93

SWIFT/BIC: TRWIGB2LXXX


     Wow, right? Part insanely complex scam, part wild egomaniacal flight of fancy. I truly believe — and Donald Trump is exhibit No. 1 — that self-regard is a psychiatric poison, and drives people mad. This has to be sincere delusion, right? No scammer is creative enough to make that up. Although, to be generous, who wouldn't want to be an "angel shaman born of spirits"? It sounds nice.

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Flashback 2011: So now we’re supposed to heed the U.N.


 
"Daniel in the Lions' Den," by Sir Peter Paul Rubens (National Gallery of Art)

      As promised, here is the column where the Samuel Johnson quotes published in Thursday's blog post appeared. While reading this, reflect on my dilemma — writing about situations which people seem to regard as unique to our current moment which in fact are revisiting the same evergreen problem we've been gumming ineffectively for years and years. 

     So here’s my question.
     The Palestinian Authority wants the United Nations to recognize the West Bank and Gaza as a nation.
     Why?
     Are they suggesting that being recognized by the United Nations means something? That it carries weight and significance?
     If that is the case, on Nov. 29, 1947, the U.N. passed Resolution 181, dividing British Palestine into two states, one Jewish, one Arab. On May 11, 1949, Resolution 273 admitted Israel into membership in the U.N., declaring “Israel is a peace-loving state.”
     Yet, the Palestinian leadership balks at recognizing Israel as a legitimate nation, hoping to someday magically seize the country. It seems strange that they would put any meaning on a U.N. resolution now, given their rejection of past U.N. resolutions, and the rejection of Israel’s neighbors, which cynically use Palestinian suffering, year after year, as a cat’s paw to bat away their own failings.
     As satisfying as it is to smirk at this hypocrisy, the truth is, given how the U.N. has been hijacked by tin-pot dictatorships, some resolutions are indeed better than others.
     Besides, Israel might have been created by the U.N., but it endured on its own, forging its own legitimacy in the face of implacable enemies. It has its own government and politics, which tacking to the right and afflicted with the extremism that seems so popular everywhere, is sadly unable now to encourage the Palestinians, who at least, with this latest U.N. move, are pursuing their goals in a non-violent fashion, which wasn’t always the case.
     This is another feint in a very long stand-off. The key point for Jews to remember regarding Israel is: The world didn’t like us before we had a nation and an army, they sure aren’t going to like us now, with a nation and an army but, thank God, being liked by the world was never a prerequisite for the continued existence of Israel or the Jews, right up to the year 5772, which begins Wednesday night.

God assures me I don’t need facts

     If you’re wondering where 5772 comes from, that would be years since the universe was created in Genesis, and if you ask why we don’t see rabbis on TV pushing to have that tidbit taught in public school science class, the short answer is, as a tiny minority, Jews just aren’t accustomed to pressing their faith upon non-believers. Being allowed to practice our own religion ourselves is enough of a challenge, sometimes, without trying to dragoon local Baptists into believing too.
     That concept — the idea that faith is something that informs your private life, but not something you use to, oh, decide what kind of biology is taught to children of all religions in your public school, is one of the more important and timely lessons Judaism offers at this fraught moment in American politics, when the entire Republican Party platform seems to be formed, not by facts, but by faith.
     From rejection of global warming in the face of overwhelming consensus, to the notion that government safety and anti-pollution standards cripple business, to shearing gays of their human rights, to stating baldly that increasing taxes on the wealthy would wreck the economy, every other plank of the Republican platform seems based on faith, shored up by whatever stray fact that can be cherry-picked out of the mass of knowledge.
     To be fair, using faith in the public sphere is not a Republican monopoly — the Left has its own set of airy notions, from the rights of chickens to the equal worth of all moral values to the practicality of solar power.
     In fact, rather than just tar Republicans, which is just too easy, I’d like to end with the passage that sparked this line of thought, from a 1758 essay by Samuel Johnson. He sees trumping fact with faith as a universal practice, but try reading the last paragraph without thinking, as I did, “Tea Party!”
      Johnson writes:
     “Credulity, or confidence of opinion too great for the evidence from which opinion is derived, we find to be a general weakness imputed by every sect and party to all others, and indeed by every man to every other man.
     “Of all kinds of credulity, the most obstinate and wonderful is that of political zealots . . . [who] resign the use of their own eyes and ears, and resolve to believe nothing that does not favour those whom they profess to follow . . .
     “[They] deny the most notorious facts, contradict the most cogent truths, and persist in asserting today what they asserted yesterday, in defiance of evidence and contempt of confutation.”
     Some things never change.
            — Originally published in the Sun-Times, Sept. 23, 2011

Friday, September 25, 2026

AI is 'going to be part of our lives for a really, really long time'

"The Thinker," by Auguste Rodin (National Gallery of Art)
 

     Robots, rather than the software that runs them, are what first appealed to Soham Batra.
     “My interest in technology didn’t start with AI,” said the 17-year old high school senior. “It started with robotics. When I was a lot younger, around elementary school, I was very involved with Lego robotics. That sparked my interest. I was thrown into a class where we expected to make them move. We’re just a bunch of 6-year-olds and I was [thinking]: ‘How do I even do that?’ Then I started looking into it and found programming, coding. As I moved to high school the entire AI bubble started expanding, and got to everyone.”
     High school for Batra being the Illinois Math and Science Academy (IMSA) in Aurora, a residential hive of some of the brightest kids in the state. There the senior distinguished himself... well, maybe we should let him explain, the way he did in his introductory email:
     “You wrote last year that the AI genie is out of the bottle. I’m one of the people crawling into the bottle after it, and I’m in high school,” he began. “I do machine learning research on the side. Two of my papers were oral presentations at ICML and CVPR 2026 workshops (one on keeping a model aligned while it keeps learning, one on carrying 3D reconstruction uncertainty into physics simulations)...”
     ICML is the International Conference on Machine Learning. CVPR refers to the Computer Vision and Pattern Recognition Conference. Before we wander too far into the weeds, I should explain why I was interested in Batra.
     Most everything I see in the press about artificial intelligence is disaster-oriented. The leaders of AI, sounding the gong of doom. But kids like Batra don’t see it that way. To him, AI is just “a really cool tool.”
     “The thing with AI, there’s nothing like it,” he said. “I got really lucky, to see the development of AI at a very young age. A lot of people ask if the AI bubble is going to pop... If you try to do your day-to-day tasks without AI, and with AI — you’ll really see a really big difference.”
     At IMSA, students are given Wednesdays off to tend to side projects, and I could fill the column with Batra’s — such as doing research at the University of Chicago’s Booth School of Business.
     The project that really impressed me, however, is a simulation he built called “Play the House,” where participants run a casino, adding new games, setting the house edge, all the way down to dangling drink specials. Young people are being seduced into gambling, particularly at colleges, which abandon their responsibility to look out for their charges by allowing betting sites to entice them. The point of Batra’s game, which he made in “an extremely basic version” before using AI to “glamour it up a bit so it was ready to put out there on a domain” is to drive home the insurmountable advantage casinos enjoy.

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Thursday, September 24, 2026

Busy Sept. 23

 


     I love writing books. You learn so much, though never enough — particularly when you bit off a big topic, such as Judaism, and have only a few months to furiously chew it down to a size that you and some as-yet-to-be-determined-but-certainly-small group of people can swallow.
      But writing a book does narrow your range of reading. Pretty much limited to the subject at hand. People will suggest other books to me, interesting books, books that I'd like to read, were I not occupied with adding to their numbers, and I'll smile and say "I'll put it on the list" without mentioning that the list is in suspended animation until after Jan. 15, my deadline, at least.
     I've also been neglecting my heroes, such as Dante and Samuel Johnson, who I like to take in regular doses, like medicine. But Facebook, for all its downsides — AI slop, intrusive advertising, constant harping on topics I'm coming to Facebook to be distracted from — is redeemed by the "Memories" section, which I check each morning to see what I was doing last year and the year before, and all the way to ... ulp ... 18 years ago, when I first began using it, at orders from the newspaper.
     Wednesday served up some prime Johnson quotes, which I'll get to. In a minute. After I submit to recounting a few of the other things mentioned as memories for the day.
     What's that line from the movie? "You've had a wonderful life." Particularly on Sept. 23.
     Sept. 23's pack of associations was satisfying bordering on amazing, beginning with the reopening of the Goodman Theatre after COVID five years ago, then including the Symphony, the Lyric Gala, the Goodman again,.
    A dozen years ago: "Fun hanging with Joakim Noah and his mom, Cecilia, at a party raising money for Noah's Arc Foundation."
     In 2012, after being slapped around by the New York Times Book Review, the paper added compliment to injury by winking at me from the Style section, a moment I described thus:
     "Okay, take your New York Times, pull out the Sunday Style Magazine, turn to page 40, direct your attention to the tiny photo on the bottom right. 'A rollicking newspaperman's memoir ... and strong case for Second City exceptionalism...' Right there next to books about China, South Africa and other exotic locales that few New Yorkers would actually visit. What I had thought last week was a NY Times travel blog pops up in print. Not quite the treatment I had hoped for, true ("Kinda small..." Ross sniffed) but still, the mighty New York Times pauses, cocks its head, detecting the faintest 'ping' from somewhere in the vast undifferentiated expanse of nothingness that is the nation beyond the Hudson. It'll have to do."
     Dinner at the Star of Siam, 15 years ago, then bumping into Rick Kogan in the Goat and over to the Tribune Tower to learn about Twitter, the future X. "My takeaway from the whole thing: Keep the day job" which turned out to be rare prescience.
   In 2009, I wrote: "just returned from a late night dinner with writers and editors from Granta" where earlier I had scoured the British Museum (I didn't mention it, but the room where my friends, the Lewis chessmen were on display, was being re-carpeted, and I couldn't go in, though for one desperate moment considered plunging into the bowels of the museum to find them. Gotta go back to London).

     The earliest entry, 18 years ago, was: "is saddened at the departure of his colleague Robert Feder, which will make the Sun-Times an even more grim and lonely place to work than it already is." Have to give him a call — we're overdue for lunch.
     None of which would have prompted me to write this post. Bragging, I can resist, with effort. But Victoria Driver — who I see, from her still-current Facebook page, is back in Chicago; welcome! — posted these 1758 Samuel Johnson quotes from a column which, now that I re-read it, is worth posting in its entirety.  That means you'll read the quotes below twice, if you come back Saturday. Which is okay, because they bear repeating, a reminder that what strikes us as a current depravity is actually a universal:
     “Credulity, or confidence of opinion too great for the evidence from which opinion is derived, we find to be a general weakness imputed by every sect and party to all others, and indeed by every man to every other man."
     “Of all kinds of credulity, the most obstinate and wonderful is that of political zealots . . . [who] resign the use of their own eyes and ears, and resolve to believe nothing that does not favour those whom they profess to follow . . ."
     “[They] deny the most notorious facts, contradict the most cogent truths, and persist in asserting today what they asserted yesterday, in defiance of evidence and contempt of confutation.”
    The more things change ... 

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Is it OK for adults to wear pajamas in public?




     Lately I’ve been walking down the street in my pajamas.
     Not regularly. A couple of times.
     OK, four. Maybe five.
     Which might be a cause for concern, right? Older guy, strolling the neighborhood in his pj’s. One immediately thinks of Vincent Gigante, the Genovese crime family boss who wandered Greenwich Village for 30 years in a robe, pajamas and slippers. Pretending to be crazy, trying to build an insanity defense and keep himself out of jail.
     Not the best company to be in. (Plus it didn’t work; he died in prison.)
     So what’s my excuse?
    Well, I have a few — not excuses, but reasons.
     First Kitty, our elderly dog. She’s 16, or 112 in human years. Without going into detail, her habits are changing. While she used to be a regular 7 a.m., 5 p.m. and 9 p.m. kind of gal, now she might feel the urge at 1:30 a.m., or 3 a.m., or 5 a.m. or, one recent night, 1:30 and 3 and 5 a.m.
     Let’s put it this way — right now my wife is in Washington, D.C., enjoying grandchildren No. 1 and No. 3, while I’m here, tending to a dog. Because we just couldn’t hand the dog to a neighbor with a wave and a breezy — “Oh, by the way, you might need to walk her every two hours, bye!” — as we waltz out the door.
     Second, let me tell you something about Center Avenue. It isn’t like strolling Michigan Avenue in your jammies, though I imagine that happens. Not many people at noon. At 5 a.m. it’s pretty much me. So far, this fashion leap is only taken at night.

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