Migration complete

  

     On Saturday, May 11, 1985 — nearly 40 years ago — I picked up my first computer, a Kaypro 2X. It was considered portable at 22 pounds, and had a handle by which it could be lugged, with effort. I liked the gunmetal gray case; I used to say it was the sort of computer that Army sappers would have dragged ashore in a rubberized bag at Normandy Beach to calculate artillery azimuths if, you know, they did that sort of thing back then. I liked the way the keyboard — a very solid keyboard — folded out of the base. The Apple McIntosh that had just gone on sale the year before seemed, by comparison, cheap and plastic, transparent and toylike. Besides, it had that stupid mouse, which required a hand to be lifted off the keyboard, an idea which, as a touch typist since the 7th grade, I dismissed out of hand.

   I thought of the Kaypro Tuesday, when I took delivery of my latest computer, a new iMac. The Kaypro was an 8-bit machine, while the iMac has 16 gig, or 250,000 times the memory, I am told.  At almost exactly the same price — the Kaypro cost $1650 in 1985; the iMac cost $1495 now, plus $400 tacked on for the 1 terabyte memory I needed to transfer all the crap over from my old machine, including 73,000 photos.

     The old machine is a 2012 model iMac. Honestly, I'd have kept using it forever, or tried to. I'd never have had the courage to replace it — set in my ways. But my wife pointed out, repeatedly, that a 13-year-old computer is not a thing, and with Donald Trump disrupting the international supply chain, along with much else, prices are certain to go up, and I'd better get one. Still, I dithered like Hamlet, placing an order and cancelling it twice. The first time in December, when I realized I'd ordered the wrong keyboard. The second time a couple weeks ago, just out of the sheer stress of making the change while continuing to write a column and breathe air and all the other stresses placed upon me
    But the third time was the charm, as they say. I finally remembered, that if I didn't take my wife's lead, I'd still be a single guy living in a one bedroom apartment in Oak Park. I'm composing my first blog post on now, tapping at its new, perhaps a little stiff keyboard, the same as the old, but cleaner, and with a special round key to receive my right index fingerprint to wake up the computer without need of a password.
     To be honest, I hadn't wanted that Kaypro 2X either — my dream writing instrument was an IBM Selectric II — self-correcting, which would lift up mistakes with a touch of your right pinky. A blue one, so it would rhyme — a baby blue Selectric II. Then again, when I entered First Grade I was nostalgic for kindergarten. 

     Alas, even I could see that technology had thundered past my dreams. Why should manuscripts be cut apart and taped together when you could just shift around electrons on a glowing green screen? Though there was a value to retyping copy, you massaged the material as the words passed from the paper, through your eyes, into your brain and out your fingers.

    I don't remember buying the Kaypro as being particularly traumatic, even though I was earning $14,000 a year at the time as the opinion page editor of the Wheaton Daily Journal. I was also 24, and pushing forward is what one does. What I did, anyway.

    Now I was worried about ... well, lots of things. Getting all the data from the old computer to the new. At first I thought of having the Apple store do it. But that would involve dropping my old computer off for a day or two. Meaning I'd have no computer at all, except a laptop. Then I thought I'd pop $60 for the special lightening cable to connect them. In the end, I let the migration assistant do it through the air. When I first unboxed the new computer and began the process, the migration assistant said the transfer would take 60 hours. But that turned out to be pessimistic — it ended up requiring a little more than six, files flying across the room through the aether from one machine to the other. 

     In between the two machines, how many others? Big boxy Dells, beige plastic monitors shipped from Texas — the ease of return and the consumer service were what kept me a loyal customer. I remember once having three monitors in various states — arriving, being boxed up, sent back. And one long night a technical rep had me on the floor with the back of the computer off, pulling boards out. It somehow got back together.

     Apple swept that away. It started with an iPod, a cool brushed aluminum lozenge with music inside. Just hold it made me proud to be a human being, to belong to the same race who did this. And now I have a laptop and an iPhone, AirPods and this smokin' hot iMac. I never considered any other brand.

     The point, Neil, you must be straining. Get to the point. I think the point should be clear — with all the transferring data from old iMac to new, and the getting the fonts just right and downloading apps I couldn't run because my machine was so old, I didn't have time to think of a proper post. This will have to do.

     The Kaypro is still in the basement, wrapped in plastic. I keep it, not as a potentially valuable relic of the early consumer computer era — I see on eBay you can pick one up for a couple hundred dollars — but just in case I need to read something off those boxes of floppy discs I also have stashed somewhere. You never know.

    For now, I've left the old one set up, on the roll top desk behind me, — purchased with paper route money when I was 14, because a writer needs a roll top desk. Where I imagine it'll stay for a few weeks, as a backup, until it starts getting in the way, and will go into a plastic bag and into the basement next to the Kaypro, which hasn't been opened for nearly 40 years. Better safe than sorry.

Diana's wins frozen chocolate banana 'beauty contest'

   
     Bananas are alive.
     They breathe long after they are picked, taking in oxygen, expiring carbon dioxide.
     As they ripen, bananas radiate warmth.
     "The energy coming off a box of ripening bananas could heat a small apartment," a banana importer tells Nicola Twilley in "Frostbite: How Refrigeration Changed Our Food, our Planet and Ourselves," one of those relentlessly fascinating books that takes readers on a guided tour of something we've known about all our lives yet never thought to be curious about.
     From colonial entrepreneurs sawing up ice on ponds and shipping it to Australia insulated in sawdust, to Chicago's own Gustavus Swift realizing it's a lot cheaper to ship steaks instead of steer, if only a way could be found to keep them cool, "Frostbite," published in 2024, is perfect February reading.
     And in one of those delightful coincidences, I had just reached the lengthy section on bananas Monday when it was time to head over to Diana's Bananas, whose West Side plant keeps busy supplying our nation's hunger for frozen chocolate-covered bananas — on a stick, or sliced into 10mm "thick hockey pucks."
     "The key why the brand works, is, it's quite simple in ingredients, but not simple in process," said Neil Cox, Diana's CEO. "The actual handling of fruit is quite challenging. Guess what? No two bananas are the same. Machines like to see uniformity. If it's not the same size and shape, a machine doesn't work that well. "
     The main product has just three ingredients. The aforementioned tropical berry — bananas are not technically "fruit" — plus quality chocolate and the secret ingredient, peanut oil, that helps the chocolate shell not shatter and fall into your lap after you bite it.
     Diana's Bananas grew from a booth at the Taste of Chicago run by Jeanine Gits-Carmody, whose family had a candy company, Aunt Diana’s Candy Makers. The product wasn't invented there; Affy Tapple made Frosty Bananas in the 1970s, and Newport Beach, California, had a stand in the 1940s. The product picked up a little street cred when a chocolate banana became a plot point during the second season of that saga of Chicago culinary stress, "The Bear."
     Diana's bananas come exclusively from Ecuador. As if coping with the vagaries of banana physiognomy were not enough, Diana's "upcycles" its bananas, meaning rather than buy perfect bunches heading for supermarkets, it scoops up strays.

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A flickering fingerhold on the living world

 

     Yahrzeit is a Jewish tradition to commemorate our departed loved ones. Sort of a semitic Day of the Dead without either colorful skeletons or morbid baked goods — the latter absence being very off brand for us. Usually, we're all in when it comes to pastries.
     In fact, the only elements yahrzeit really requires is a candle in a glass cup, such as this one, which my wife lit for her father on the 20th anniversary of his death —"yahrzeit" is from the Yiddish word for "anniversary." Plus, I suppose, if you're feeling ambitious, a prayer for the dead, which we also said.
     Twenty years is a long time, though I remember his passing very well. A bad beginning to a difficult year. We still miss him.

     The candle burns for 24 hours, and cautious Jews, not wanting to push up their own deaths, tend to put yahrzeit candles in safe places, where they won't burn down the house at night. The kitchen sink is popular. Or the stove, as above. My parents put theirs on top of the refrigerator — I suppose the idea was to keep it out of our reach — and I can still recall seeing it high up there, flickering at night, like the soul of my dead grandfather awakened and sputtering atop the refrigerator. It was scary.

     This was my father's father, who died when I was 3, introducing the concept of death into my world. I don't remember his funeral, but I remember playing among the headstones a year later, at the stone setting, another Jewish funerary rite — a year after a death, you unveil the headstone, your purchase on permanence. It's as if we're trying to gift wrap death with rituals, pretty it up a little, make the loss comforting instead of awful. It doesn't work very well, does it?

Focus on Black History Month: Ronald Reagan

     Ronald Reagan was the 40th president of the United States and the only one born in Illinois.       
     He was also the only president to live in Chicago as a youth. Lincoln, born in Kentucky, practiced law here, but always went home to Springfield. Grant, born in Ohio, never got closer than Galena, which at one time rivaled Chicago, with its location near the banks of the mighty Mississippi and thriving lead mine.

     Reagan was born in Tampico. His family moved around a lot, living above a store on the South Side of Chicago, then Galesburg and Monmouth before settling in Dixon, where Reagan went to high school.
     He graduated from Eureka College in 1932 with a degree in sociology, and took an interest in broadcasting. Feeling the lure of Hollywood, he moved west in ...
     What? Why are we going over the particulars of Reagan's life? Because it's February. Black History Month! I think with our nation being whipsawed by Trump 2.0, we might have forgotten that. A time when we can examine the rich heritage Black people have brought to this country.
     Reagan's first movie was "Love is in the Air" with June Travis. The movie took three weeks to film, and Reagan received $200 a week. It was well received — the Hollywood Reporter called Reagan "a natural" — he should have been, given he was playing a radio announcer, a job he had been doing in real life for years.
     Okay, okay, Ronald Reagan is not technically a Black person. But if I've read the current political mood correctly, that's okay. Black History Month, which I previously saw as a chance to look at important parts of the past often overlooked in America's rush to celebrate whiteness, can now be viewed as a genocide against white history. If corporations can leap to scrap their Diversity, Equity and Inclusion programs, to curry favor with, or at least not provoke wrath from, the Trump administration, then surely I can use February to celebrate a president who was the oldest in American history when he left office — 77, but still a year younger than Trump was when he started his second term. Three weeks ago.
     Beside, I believe Reagan is a key figure in explaining what is going on right now. He didn't invent animosity toward federal government — that goes back to the founding of our country, and Southern states passionate about preserving slavery.
     But he did perfect it, ushering in the age where Republicans realized, if you can't directly advocate against people you despise — immigrants, minorities, LGBTQ ‚ you can kneecap the government that supports them.
     That is why our shadow king, Elon Musk, is running around, ripping down parts of the federal government — include scientists, doctors, and impartial law enforcement officers among the ranks of the despised now.
     They call that "efficiency," though how it is efficient to destroy programs that help Americans to give the money back to rich people as tax breaks, is a mystery.
     That it mainly hurts white Americans — most people in poverty are white — doesn't matter.           That's a point that doesn't get understood about racism. Sure, it hurts the victims, big time. But it also hurts the racists themselves. When federal courts demanded that public swimming pools be integrated in the 1960s, small southern towns filled in their public pools rather than let Black residents — their neighbors — swim in them. They'd rather their own children swelter than share the pool.

     Remember that dynamic; it explains a lot. You can draw a line from the shuttered pools to next week's move to eliminate the Department of Education. If deploying national standards mean we're to learn actual American history, then there shall be no standards at all!
History is a bad place, often. To get an idea just how bad, let's return to Reagan's biography  Those of more tender sensibilities — a state sadly encouraged by the left as well as the right — are invited to bail out here.
     Reagan opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 believing that companies should be able to do whatever they like, unencumbered by the interference of government — another belief as current as tomorrow. He opposed the 1965 Voting Rights Act on Constitutional grounds. He was also an unashamed racist. There is a 1971 tape from the Oval Office that has him yucking it up with Nixon about United Nations delegates.
     "To see those... monkeys from those African countries," Reagan said, as Nixon laughed. "Damn them, they're still uncomfortable wearing shoes!"
     That Reagan would go on to be elected president, twice, and become the godhead of the Republican Party prior to Donald Trump blinding them with his golden glory, well, it might be a shock. But it shouldn't come as a surprise.

Grasping at straws

     Am I wrong to take a slim measure of hope from Donald Trump going after paper drinking straws?
     "I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don’t work," Trump wrote Feb. 7 on Truth Social. "BACK TO PLASTIC!"
     Kind of a self-own, isn't it? Have you ever had trouble using a paper straw? I haven't.

     We know just how vindictive and trivial Donald Trump can be. But could that be a good thing? Because if he's going after paper straws and the Kennedy Center, and everybody who ever crossed him — that has to be a distraction from his central task of tearing down our country and transforming it into a dictatorship, right? Maybe a little?
     Yes, a hallmark of fascism is total control of society. Mussolini told Italian men what kind of hats to wear. The devil really is in the details. But there is only so much effort that can be made and, if three weeks in, Trumpolini is raging against paper straws, well, that's at least a few seconds he isn't gutting American government. Maybe he'll just dive into the weeds and never come out.
     Wishful, I know. Is optimism premature? With three years and 49 weeks to go. Or is optimism essential?
     I find myself groping toward it. Otherwise, the reality, of privatizing our government under the lash of Elon Musk is too horrible to contemplate. Truly, we are in the hands of our enemies, and I don't think a conquering power would move with this rapidity. Even the Chinese Communists gave Hong Kong a couple years of breathing room before voiding their freedoms. Lawsuits are being filed, judges making rulings, but the old system is buckling already. 

     So where are we? As I've said before, hope is the last coin in your pocket when all your money is gone. The liar, bully, fraud and traitor can't win, ultimately. America will not be undone — not completely undone anyway — by a man who believes in nothing, who completes nothing, who mistakes intention with result, and needn't achieve anything when he can lie and say he has and his army of groveling dupes believes him. 

     Don't get me wrong — there will be much suffering and innocent people will be hurt. They're already being hurt. But as we go through this, remember Losey L. McLoser will, ultimately, lose. Of that I am convinced. Or trying to be convinced, anyway. If he succeeds, if he has a third term then bestows the presidency upon Donald Trump Jr. as a kingly token, then we were never the strong democracy we thought we were. Now that I say it, it sounds obvious. 

The Orchid Show: India Blooms, at the Chicago Botanic Garden

     "The Orchid Show: India Blooms," opened at the Chicago Botanic Garden Friday night, in a special showing for members. Friday had been a very long day at the end of a very long week, but my wife and I rose to the occasion and slid over to take a peek. Regular readers might recall me being on the record as not liking orchids, but I think the Garden is beginning to wear me down in that regard. Either that, or they had fewer of those screaming baby face orchids this year, more beautiful, colorful sunburst varieties. 

     The 11th annual show was stunning, and while we spent an hour oohing and ahhing over gorgeous primeval flowers in a rainbow of colors, I'm a little abashed to say what the highlight for me was — not the blooms, or the opening remarks by Indian consul general, Somnath Ghosh, nor the excellent Indian chow passed by energetic servers, nor even the haunting music by the Jazz Mata Trio, whose percussionist, Kayan Pathak of course knows my brother-in-law, Alan Goldberg, because all Chicago drummers of a certain vintage know each other. (I asked because he mentioned playing with Corky Siegel, which is the musical equivalent of saying he'd been to our seder).

    The biggest pleasure, for me, was etymological. A display against a vivid blue background explained that the word "indigo" comes from the Greek word indikon meaning, "from India." Did not know that. Other unusual words jumped out — the orchids are grown in "orchidariums," and the distinctive stepped terraces used to collect water in arid India are "stepwells," which would be a great name for a brand of high end baby shoes.

      Of course the great peril of knowing words is the impulse to show off that knowledge. We were listening to the trio — the pleasure of the music magnified by the relief of sitting down — when my attention focused on the stringed instrument played by the musician in the center of the group.

    "I think that's called an 'oud,'" I whispered to my wife, quite pleased with myself, showing off a scrap of residual knowledge left over from my summer 2023 visit to the Musical Instrument Museum in Phoenix.  Interesting if true, as we reporters say. Out came the cell phone, and I basked in being right, for a moment, before my wife, sharper than myself, observed that ouds are distinctly pear-shaped, according to Prof. Google, while the instrument before us was clearly round, a detail that had escaped my notice. 

     So during a break I went up to ascertain the true situation, instrument-wise.

    "It's a ruan," said Tzu-Tsen Wu, who is from Taiwan, and we happily chatted about that imperiled nation. She has an album coming out in the spring, and promised to send me a link. We exchanged emails.

    I feel like I'm not quite conveying the orchid quality of the show. But it's late and Friday was a singular day, speaking of words. My Friday column was read by many as a cross between a premature farewell and professional suicide note, which was not my intention. Email flooded in, and while I diligently tried to read and respond to every generous and supportive note throughout the day, in the end I was overwhelmed by their sheer volume. I'll get to them all, I always do, I feel I owe readers that, nice ones anyway. But it'll take a few days. So please indulge me if today's post is shorter and less ... coherent than most. There's always tomorrow. 

    India Blooms runs through March 23.

I'm not 100 percent sure this hue is quite "indigo," but the Botanic Garden seems to thinks so.

     

'The choice is up to you'

Leaving my office at 401 N. Wabash for the last time, 2004 (Sun-Times photo)

     The entire staff of the CIA received buyout offers this week. I got my buyout offer Tuesday.
     Ha ha, see what I did there? Both sentences are true — one can play games with this writing stuff — and while I did interview with the CIA fresh out of college, under the charmed notion that my year of Russian language gave me a snowball's chance, whatever they were looking for, I wasn't it.
     A condition that lingers, apparently, since my offer came from the Sun-Times.
     "Here's a bag of cash, Mr. Ego, take it and scram ..." But that too is deceptive. I wasn't singled out for my abrasive personality. Everybody got offers, though mine was big enough — I can be a jerk — that I surprised myself by thinking about it.
     Again, deceptive. The amount was determined, not by my capacity to cause headaches for my superiors, but the 38 years I've been on staff.
     "It's nothing personal," said Michael Corleone in The Godfather. "It's just business."
     A business shredded by the grinding tectonic plates of technology. At the same moment the government is being torn apart in an orgy of unrestricted Republican institution-wrecking. A lot of people making hard personal decisions, while the choice of what kind of country we are seems suddenly settled. The United States used to consider itself a force of good projected into the world. We welcomed refugees at home, brought hope, democracy and clean water abroad.
     Now the United States Agency for International Development was declared "a criminal organization" by our shadow king, Elon Musk, and summarily disbanded. I'm not sure the intention was to yield the field to his business partner, China. Though that will certainly be the result.
     So yeah, it's self-absorbed of me to focus on my own little drama while the government is literally being wrecked around us. But that's being covered elsewhere, and besides, to paraphrase Stalin, a person losing his job is a tragedy, a million losing their jobs is a statistic.
     Besides, the big picture is almost too horrible to contemplate. The Department of Education is next, for the crime of imposing uniform standards on a country keen to sink back into regional intellectual darkness, unbroken by any intrusive light from without. Tennessee might be able to expel evolution from its curriculum just in time for the centennial of the Scopes Trial this summer; 100 years and not an inch of progress — they can put that on their license plates.

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