J. Crew catches fire.

     Maybe it was all the surgery—spine in summer, hip just before New Year's. Maybe it was just the time of life. A young man can sleep in his skivvies. An old man needs pajamas. Anyway, sometime in the fall my wife, who has good instincts about this kind of thing, ordered for me an attractive blue cotton pair of J. Crew pajamas. So light and comfortable I ordered a second pair in January. That way, I'd have two.
    Okay, not quite the life-long attachment of a Marshall Field's. But enough that when J. Crew declared bankruptcy on Monday, trying to deal with its $1.65 billion debt by shutting its nearly 500 stores, I thought sadly, "Oh gee. I like those pajamas...."
     That wasn't why I snapped the above picture back in January. It was that tag urging, in bold red, "KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE."
    There had to be a story there. I figured it had to be the sleepwear aspect and plunged into the arcane world of consumer safety. It was educational. The concern over burning pajamas is mostly related to children—that's why children tend to have form-fitting PJs, and not baggy ones like mine, so they'll set themselves on fire with less alacrity. Fire retardants were added, but they bring up an entire new set of concerns regarding cancer risk.
    I got about that far, then was sidetracked by the issue of Jarts—lawn darts. I remember them well from my Ohio youth in the 1960s. Remember watching the neighbor kids fling them about and thinking, "Those look dangerous..." What I figured out at 9 eventually dawned on adults. Lawn darts were initially banned in 1970 by the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, but the companies producing them sued, and the things were winked at until 1988, when David Snow, the grieving father of Michelle Snow, a 7-year-old who died after a lawn dart thrown by her brother hit her in the head the year before, lit a fire under lawmakers. Sometimes all it takes is one grieving parent, at least when the topic is not guns.
    Speaking of which. When the lawn dart ban came up for renewal in 1997, a number of people wondered: why are lawn darts banned after a handful of deaths (and thousands of injuries) while handguns are sold so freely?  Good question; the answer has to do with soothing your fears with weaponry.
    Thus the pajama thread was completely lost. I let the matter drop until J. Crew went up like the Hindenburg, the first major retailer to collapse in our COVID-19 world, but most assuredly not the last. Sears, J.C. Penney's, the list of brown leaves quivering on the branch is long.
     I have to say, wearing pajamas still doesn't feel completely natural. I'll do it for a few days, then forget for a month, reverting to form. Maybe I'm not quite old enough yet. But that's coming. 
    In the meantime, the label is a handy reminder. These warning labels, needless to say, were fought by industry, though studies show that consumers don't seem to mind them, and almost a quarter said they would be more inclined to purchase clothing with such labels. Myself, I find the labels sort of cool, not to mention inspirational. I've interviewed several people who were badly burned, and they were surprisingly happy, just to be alive, and forgave themselves for the series of missteps typically required to set yourself on fire. I figure, if those people, having done that to themselves, can be happy and accepting of their lot, our doing the same for our unburnt state should be a piece of cake.
    In theory.
     

      

Jesus Christ isn’t running, so we’re stuck with Joe Biden

     Ever wonder how Donald Trump did it?
     Skated into the White House. Despite his long record of empty bravado. A notorious con man and fraud, liar and bully. Undeterred by his sexual misdeeds that came out right before the 2016 election. “Grab ’em by the pussy.” Paying off porn actresses. Serial infidelity with three wives.
     Water off a duck’s ass. And he knew it: “I could shoot somebody in the middle of 5th Avenue ...”
     Ever wonder how Trump continues to do it? Hold onto his solid 40% support? Despite focusing almost exclusively on his own interests, self-dealing in a naked fashion, whether shaking down Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden or blackmailing states to clamp down on immigrants in exchange for medical masks. Unashamed, unapologetic.
     Ever wonder how he does that?
     That’s easy: His supporters don’t care. Didn’t care before, don’t care now and won’t start. Ever. Nor can you pin them down for their not caring. Believe me, I’ve tried.
     Go to a religious person, secure in their faith, awash with the love of Jesus Christ. Ask that person: How is it you can go to church on Sunday, down on your knees, worshipping your idea of moral perfection, then on Monday stand up and cheer for this grotesque slab of immorality?
     This man who seems like a character Rabelais created to illustrate the result if all seven deadly sins — lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride — were jammed into one sordid human vessel?
     How can you see that monstrosity in front of you, then clap your flippers together and bark for joy? How is that even possible?

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Strange interlude 2003: Synagogue symbol of a larger ruin

     Several times over the years I searched for this unsettling column, but couldn't pull it out of Nexis. It had simply vanished. Then, a few months back, I tried a different system, and found it. But I still wasn't ready to post the column. I knew I had taken a photo of the moldy, rotting books, but couldn't lay my hands on it either. It was taken back in the day of film, and wasn't on my computer. I figured, "Wait." Then Thursday, I was pulling down some books in my office, and this picture was, for some unfathomable reason, in a stack of photos tucked between the books. I'm glad to finally be able to share it, after 17 years. I think the reminder is timely at this political moment: others can't hurt us as badly as we can hurt ourselves.

    The floor crunched. Each footstep made a sickening noise, like treading on masses of broken eggshells, the sound of crushing crumbled floor tiles, shards of fallen plaster and pieces of collapsed ceiling. There were enormous Rorschach blot patterns of black and brown mold all around, delicate, almost beautiful curled sheets of peeling paint clinging to the walls, and a wide greenish puddle in the center of what was once Rebecca Kranz Crown social hall. It was chilly and dark, and the air had a fungal smell.
     Each room had a fresh horror. In the kitchen they had left the food, in the cupboards, in the refrigerator, to suppurate for years. I gingerly touched a blue canister of salt that was puffed up on the counter. It was soft as a sponge.
     This was Congregation Beth Sholom of Rogers Park, or at least had been, once, before it was abandoned nearly five years ago. My brother-in-law, Alan Goldberg, a community activist, had mentioned he was trying to save an abandoned synagogue, and I asked to see it.
     I like old synagogues. They're hard to find. Chicago Jews did not invent white flight, but they mastered it, and most of the grand old synagogues in the city have been converted to churches or schools or torn down. When East Rogers Park "changed," Beth Sholom's future lit out for the suburbs.
     "The membership literally died out," said Joseph Gold, whose father was the rabbi there from 1958 to 1975. "There were not enough younger families moving into the neighborhood. It used to be a very viable congregation. They had a bowling league, and a men's club, and a ladies' club. Over the course of time, the young people moved away, and they weren't replaced."
      When I suggested a visit, I anticipated a musty old building, dim and dusty and enigmatic. I hadn't expected a ruin. I didn't expect dissolving books. I didn't expect a ruined sanctuary, with its rose walls and cream plasterwork of lions and pillars, the cushions of the maroon plush seats rotted away, exposing skeletal coils of rusty springs. The thick velvet curtains, embroidered with gold, were still hanging. Books left on the seats, as if people had rushed away, mid-service, were turning black and melting. In a small room off the pulpit, a once-fine upright piano had warped itself to pieces, the keys shedding their ivory, swelling together, crazing like a mouthful of broken teeth. I tried to tap one, and it didn't move.
     Parts of the ceiling came down in the heavy snows of 1998, and water rushed in like a pack of vandals. You could hear it everywhere, even though it hadn't rained for days, dripping and plunking, like muffled drumbeats. Most of the books were protected, sort of, in cabinets, piled by the dozens. Prayer books, Torah studies, but a few historic books. I picked up a yellowed thin volume, in Yiddish, a book published in Vilnius, Lithuania, in the 1920s, Various Important Prayers for Women Written by Women. Think of the inferno this volume escaped, to come here to die in the damp in Chicago. Why?
     "Unfortunately, a couple of years ago we had an unscrupulous rabbi who wanted to sell the building," said Lynne Bloch, president of the board of trustees, such as it is. "He actually sold the thing--imagine the chutzpa of him--and it was a whole big fight."
     That didn't make sense--rabbis are the employees of their boards. They don't own buildings and can't sell them, not without committing fraud. Slowly, I teased out a tale of a conflict on the board-- some wanted to sell the building, others to keep it. It seemed quite beside the point. How could they leave the books? How could she let this happen?
     "Believe me, I called people," she said. "I didn't wait. I tried all along, but I myself didn't know anyone influential."
     There was an inertia that disgusted me. A waiting on rich people, on people of "influence," to ride in and save the day. You didn't need Jay Pritzker to gather up the books and take them somewhere dry. You didn't need Lester Crown to spread plastic tarps over the seats in the sanctuary. It would have been an hour's work for two people.
      I asked to talk to other members of the board, and she put me in touch with her daughter, Helen Bloch, who denied being on the board--worried about liability, she said, since the building has no insurance--and shrugged off questions of ownership and legality.
     "I never really thought about it too much," said Bloch, a lawyer for the City of Chicago, who advised me not to get "bogged down in legal details" and instead focus on the possible redemption of the synagogue--as a place of worship, or perhaps as a Jewish center.
     A nice thought. I don't want to fault the Blochs too much. It seems they have, in their own limited way, been trying to keep the building alive. And who knows, perhaps the community activists gathered by my brother-in-law can perform a miracle. He's saved other buildings in the area that were overrun with drug addict squatters and stray dogs.
     But this would require a miracle, and miracles are in short supply of late. The chill gloom of the ruined synagogue stayed with me for hours, for days. I feel it now. No marauding enemies did this. This was a self-inflicted wound. As bad as the decay was, worse was how it, to me, symbolized a larger spiritual ruin. The demographic time bomb of half of all American Jews marrying outside their faiths, producing ever-more casual semi-believers in a gradual decay that threatens to eradicate the religion with an efficiency the Nazis could only dream of.
     Outside, in the parking lot, one of the men I was with produced a prayer book and turned to the special prayer to be said upon viewing a destroyed synagogue. Of course. We would have such a prayer, wouldn't we? History demands it. The prayer was the standard blessing, beginning "Blessed art thou, Lord our God, king of the universe . . ." the benediction that could veer off into wine, or bread, or whatever else was needed blessing. Just as the Mourner's Kaddish never mentions death, so the prayer for destroyed synagogues never mentions either destruction or synagogues, but merely praises God as a true judge. That, to me, was the coldest realization of all--not the rotting books, not the molding walls, but the understanding that this loss was deserved. A self-inflicted wound. I'm certain of that. Whether the enormous effort needed for redemption will take place is another matter. But I have a hunch.
     —Originally published in the Sun-Times, April 18, 2003

Texas Notes: Snail Eyeball

     Today's report from EGD's Texas Bureau Chief Caren Jeskey, offering insight and inspiration in these parlous times.

     Texas opened its restaurants back up on May 1st. How odd to see small groups and couples sitting at tables strategically placed at least six feet apart from each other on the patio of Mandola’s Italian family restaurant in Austin last night. This is our new world. When I saw the signs on the door that said dine in and to go I figured these were vestiges of the past. Surely no one was actually going to eat inside of a restaurant at this stage of the development of the novel coronavirus. As I picked up my to go order I glanced at the interlopers who were in fact sitting at tables and ordering food from masked and gloved waitstaff. I wanted to study the customers closely, but felt like a voyeur at a zoo who suddenly realizes that they are staring at actual sentient beings. Yet could they be? I mean, how could they be when they were so boldly acting as though the world is back to normal? I guess they really needed their fettuccine hot and fresh and served to them. I get it, normal life sounds like a good plan to preserve mental sanity. Since we cannot control this behavior in others all that’s left is to wait and see if it was worth the risks.

     I was surprised to be accosted by this scene last night, somehow expecting a very private long walk after being the only customer at Mandola’s takeout counter per the new normal I’d gotten used to. I was not thinking I’d be one of the masses vying for space just like the old days back in March of 2020. I wonder if this return to normalcy means my days sojourning in various parks and fields while on endless walkabouts are coming to an end. I am not ready to say goodbye to the solitude that became necessary as a responsible citizen, and I worry that going back to normal too soon will mean unnecessary devastation.
     Today during a FaceTime video call a dear friend and mentor mused “when people ask how others are doing these days they take the question more seriously. It’s no longer a social convention. There are now levels to the question. How are you doing physically, as in are you safe from the virus? How are you doing with all of the isolation and solitary confinement? How are you doing spiritually?”

  Another said “I am having a really hard time with the isolation, but truly enjoying the songs of the magpies. I know they are not popular with other birds but I just love them. I can finally hear all of the birds around me.” As we Skyped (he’s old school) between his home in England and mine in Texas the sun suddenly popped out and lit him up through his window. “See? You brought the sunshine.” I asked him to take photos of the sunset over the sea and he agreed, “I’m always nipping over the road to catch the sunset.” I’ve had more face to face time with this kind friend and I’ve gotten to hear his melodic voice more often since the COVID scare began, even more than I did when we were both living in Austin. The conversations feel increasingly more authentic and caring.
     Zoom work dates are also proving to be quite nice. Last week a friend and I hung out on Zoom while we each worked independently. Two and a half hours later all of my paperwork was done and she’d put a big dent in organizing her tax records. Today two new friends from my neighborhood and I had another work date and we each got about ninety minutes of work done. Prior to the session one of these neighbors dropped off a small gift bag of inspirational trinkets to further pave the way to a closer bond. As a Houston doctor suggested, we should have called our measures “physical distancing” rather than “social distancing” and sorted out ways to promote connection in safe ways since the beginning. Many folks I know did not reach out nearly enough and they are now at a point of irritability and exhaustion. One said “I am so tired of my own company.”  

     Some friends have also experienced devastating crises in the past few weeks—a divorce, a separation, more than one family mental health crisis, forced time within already unhappy relationships, even some domestic violence, and financial uncertainty. I went through deep fear when I lost most of my income abruptly in mid-March and then found out that I also have to move, but thankfully I was able to achieve a state of acceptance and hope with the help of a strict formula of self care. This included miles of traversing local streets towards increased serenity, daily meditation, and strong support from friends, family, strangers, teachers and mentors. I have found power in vulnerability and humility and by sharing my stories I now know that I am loved and supported unconditionally. The real problems of the world will still be there but thanks to the fact that neighbors and friends have had to show up for each other and have noticed others’ pain has also meant that there is a stronger sense of caring between us.
     Perhaps what’s brought me the most serenity is the deep bond with nature I have been achieving. I’ve watched magnolia flowers unfold and bloom, noticed the deep and vibrant purples of irises and even certain leaves as they shimmer in the sunshine. I've heard the calls of doves, bluejays, hawks, owls and birds whose calls I know but names I do not. There has been the loud rustling of the wind in the trees and wind chimes singing throughout the days and nights. I’ve heard the laughter of children all around me and songs playing through blue tooth speakers attached to cyclists (including me). I’ve been visited by inchworms and caterpillars and discovered a glob of slime under a picnic table and then realized there was a snail arching an eyeball in my direction. I’ve felt the breath in my nostrils and bare feet on cool grass. I’ve sobbed and I’ve felt deep peace. I’ve put myself back to sleep with soothing sounds and meditations when the night fears creep in. The solitude and imminent need to self soothe has created, for me, a much deeper sense of my own wisdom and connection to an inner voice of intuition. I can hear myself think and I can put my thoughts to rest.

     Neighbors have brought me eggs from their backyard chickens, others have regaled me with gift cards from local restaurants and cases of Topo Chico. One young man I met in a local health leadership training program last year has really reached out, and said that he wants to help take care of me and assuage my fears of financial and housing insecurity because “we need you.” This has enabled me to take care of psychotherapy clients as they confront their own existential questions and practical problems. It has also given me the strength and fortitude to reach out and be present with those I know or suspect may be suffering. We are all on this lifeboat together.
     While fishing for a comment from a favorite friend and expecting something about wisdom she has gleaned from her forced isolation I got this: “I’m deeply content, to be honest.” She is a person who seems to navigate this world with a calm grace, this is true. “The only thing that pisses me off is heteropatriarchal racist imperialist capitalism.” Let’s unpack this later. For now, go in peace.

‘Our worst day’: The fight to treat patients, keep staffed

Capri Reese, photographed by Ashlee Rezin Garcia

    Having teamed up successfully to report on battling the COVID-19 pandemic at Mount Sinai Hospital, photographer Ashlee Rezin Garcia suggested we try a different locale, and Roseland Community Hospital on the far South Side graciously invited us in. Ashlee not only took the photos, but used her keen eye to gather key on-the-scene details — I conducted interviews and wrote the piece. We share a byline in the paper.

     Capri Reese can’t go home. Not unless she finds someone to step into her shoes.
     “All of a sudden we’re down five staff in one day,” said the 12-year veteran nurse at Roseland Community Hospital, who Tuesday had to track down coworkers on their day off and get them to the hospital, in addition to all her usual duties.
     “I see patients, treat patients, respond to codes, rapid response, intubate, order tests, write prescriptions,” Reese said. “All of those things, and I’m also covering for the CNO — the chief nursing officer.”
     Five holes in a 14-person staff, including someone to do her job after her 12-hour shift. Those are very big charm-studded Crocs to fill.
     “It’s a juggling thing, like a rolling puzzle, every day,” she said. “People who don’t usually call off are calling off.”
     Why? Exhaustion, stress, ailments like the ordinary flu, plus absences related to COVID-19 — battling it themselves, caring for a relation who is, or watching their children because daycare centers are closed.
     Against those obstacles, Reese has only her considerable charm.
     “Strap that S on your chest and come in,” Reese said over the phone to a triage tech.
     He agreed.

     “I won the lottery!” exuded Reese. ”He’s totally coming in on his day off. Everybody is really stepping up.”
     She worked the schedule in Roseland’s “brain box,” the cluttered office where staffing is managed. But a code blue alarm — there will be five during her shift — had her jumping to her feet. She ran — not walked fast, not trotted, but full-out sprinted — down the hall, phone still pressed to her ear, talking to one of the staffing agencies the hospital has turned to, trying to keep warm bodies in scrubs to treat the bodies in beds.

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Sorry Elon, the rich-guy-blathering-idiocy-on-Twitter role is already filled

    It didn't start with Donald Trump you know.
    American history is rife with rich nutters leaping onto the political stage with a cry of "Death to tyrants." 
    While Trump has without question been most successful in injecting his execrable self into the news of the day, others certainly jammed their hands into the gears of history, where they could.
     The one that immediately springs to mind is Henry Ford. Before he got into the business of fomenting anti-Semitism and promoting square dancing as a way to preserve American values, not to forget being a real and direct personal inspiration to Hitler, Ford decided he was going to end World War I, commissioning a "Peace Ship" and accomplishing pretty much nothing except draw derision on himself.
      More recently, Texas oddball H. Ross Perot ran for president in 1992, briefly, before running away from it, vigorously, crying all the while, if I recall, that shady forces were spying on his daughter's wedding.
     Twitter makes it easier than ever for wealthy with more opinions than sense to make themselves known. Elon Musk, who really should be digging that rich folks underground railroad he promised Chicago almost two years ago, instead on Wednesday was tweeting his heart out for, the virus be damned, Americans to get back to work, one assumes in his factories.
    "FREE AMERICA NOW" he tweeted. "Give people their freedom back."
    Nor was his rejection of the idea of civil society acting to save lives limited to the free-fire zone of Twitter. On a Tesla earnings call he referred to stay-at-home orders as "fascist," akin to "forcibly imprisoning people in their homes."
     It's almost like he's auditioning for the Donald Trump role in American politics. Alas, that is already taken. We've got one too many as it is.
     I suppose this is an improvement over his tweets in March, such as “The coronavirus panic is dumb.”
      The moral of the story being: there are a lot of energetically idiotic people in the world.  And being very, very good at one thing — making cars, stirring the pot on third rate reality TV shows — doesn't mean you have a facility for accomplishing anything in another realm of life. Which leads to a not-very-cheery thought for this rainy Thursday in our Plague Year of 2020. But one whatever decent Americans remain ought to bear in mind. Getting rid of Trump will definitely be a start, but certainly will not end our problems. There's always another puffed up potentate, weaned on cash and yes men, clamoring for attention. 

     

Clip and save! Your COVID-19 crisis glossary

     Every prolonged crisis creates its own vocabulary. A special set of new words that linger. World War II (which lasted five years longer than the current crisis, so quit yer griping) is 75 years in the past. But many can reel off the terms it gave us: atom bomb, bazooka, commando, D-Day. And that’s just A-B-C-D.
     So what are the words our grandchildren will use regarding the current calamity? No doubt it will be covered in their “C29: Early 21st Century America, Decline and Disaster” class. A primer:

Coronavirus (kə-ˈrō-nə-ˌvī-rəs) n. Single-strand RNA virus studded with knobby projections (corona is Latin for crown). There are many coronaviruses — MERS, SARS, etc. — so the one causing trouble now was at first called the “new” or “novel” coronavirus, prefixes now typically dropped as superfluous. Usage: “More than a month since he declared the coronavirus pandemic a national emergency, President Donald Trump has repeatedly lied about this once-in-a-generation crisis.” — The Atlantic
COVID-19 (koh-vid naine-TEEN) n. Abbr. of “Coronavirus disease 2019,” the illness caused by a strain of coronavirus first detected in Wuhan, China, in late 2019. Some news outlets, such as the New York Times, use lowercase (“Covid-19”), but that looks like the name of a South Korean boy band. Usage: “Rupert Murdoch, Fox News’ Covid-19 misinformation is a danger to public health.” — The Guardian
Covidiot (koh-vid-ee-et) n. The Urban Dictionary defines this as “someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.” Also used to describe someone hoarding goods, selfishly denying them to others. Usage: “Q: What do you call an armed member of a radical group of lockdown protestors? A: A Branch Covidiot.” — George Takei

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