Flashback 2007: Breathe easy, Cook County TB district is on the way out

      Friday I got an email from the source of the planter story below, inspiring me to take a look at the column and decide to post it today. The opening item about the Suburban Cook County Tuberculosis Sanitarium District might be a reminder that government can always use some cutting, though of course not the wholesale hacking that even the Orange Enormity is now having second thoughts about. The TB district was finally dissolved in 2013.
      DEI might be on the ropes, but I should probably point out that the second item, while  considered funny at the time, counts as fat shaming now. So if that kind of thing bothers you — and people do get bothered — please skip today's offering and avoid the need to write in, scolding me. This is when the column filled a page, and I've included the original headings and the joke at the end.

OPENING SHOT

     The case of Jeffrey Speaker, the Atlanta attorney flying about the world with his case of untreatable tuberculosis, of course brought to mind my favorite entity of local government: the Suburban Cook County Tuberculosis Sanitarium District.
     "We're still here," said Dr. Susan Marantz, medical director of the district, a living monument to the ability of governmental entities to outlast the problems they were created to address.
     We may not have sanitariums anymore, but we have a district, with offices in Oak Park and satellites in Harvey and Des Plaines, all battling the scourge of tuberculosis.
     "We see patients every day," said Marantz. "About 125 active cases a year, though we need to screen two or three times as much in suspect cases."
     So far, they have not had to forcibly quarantine patients.
     "We have been lucky," she said, explaining that usually people voluntarily agree to quarantine.
     If not, "there's a whole system set up," she said. "I literally need [only] to make a phone call."
     Times change, even in Cook County government, and the sanitarium district, redolent as it is of spittoons, cane-backed wheelchairs, and Eugene O'Neill in a straw hat, is being absorbed, at long last, by the Cook County Health Department.
     "I don't know if we're going to be division or a program," she said.

BIG LOOK HUGE FOR MEN IN SPRING

     The following is the result of reading a fashion column immediately before walking across the Loop:
     Morbid obesity is bigger than ever this spring season, and men are showcasing their beer keg bellies with bold horizontal stripes or seeking to camouflage them with enormous tent-like tropical shirts.
     Size 48 waists are girt with woven belts, disappearing under waterfall shelves of fat, and sport big black plastic holsters where BlackBerrys would go were they ever removed from their owners' ears.
     Security cards are de rigueur, jangling jauntily at mid-sternum, with creative souls customizing their own brightly colored lanyards that tell the world, "I'm not a corporate drone, I'm not! I'm not!"
     Not everyone is 100 pounds overweight, yet, and the pre-obese set is hitting the boulevards in tight polyester shirts, untucked and matched with sandals and over-the-shoulder rice planter's bags for the popular "Saigon 1975" look.
     With June upon us, men of all sizes are leaving their suitcoats at home, creating a dramatic Q-Tip effect for the narrow-shouldered, while the necktie-sans-jacket ensemble boldly states: "I won't be in this cubicle forever!"
     Dark pinstripes aren't just for British bankers anymore. Pinstriped navy suit pants are being worn with clashing broadly striped shirts of brown, purple and green, and not just by those who dress in the dark.
     Meanwhile, the entire concept of fashion, if not civil society, is being challenged by beefy young technocrats showing off the mandala tattoos on their swollen sausage calves by wearing big-pocketed cargo shorts and Cubs T-shirts.
     So whether your look is elfin Lord-of-the-Rings refugee in a child's hooded sweatshirt and neon Crocs, or hip hippo proudly clearing the sidewalk with your blend of plaids, stripes and floral prints, spring is here, time to let it hang out and celebrate the glory that is you!

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA KNOW

     There it was. A small advertisement in the Reader: "Myopic Fine Books" at 1564 N. Milwaukee.
     It stopped me cold.
     "Myopic?"
     Doesn't that mean "shortsighted?" "Shortsighted Books"?
     With a sigh, I reached for my Oxford American.
     "my-o-pi-a — n. nearsightedness; lack of imagination, foresight, or intellectual insight. . . . my-op-ic adj."
     I dialed the store's phone number.
     "It's shrouded in mystery," said store manager Catherine Behan.
     There was a pause. I thought there'd be more, but there wasn't. That was it.
     "Shrouded in mystery — it really is," she continued. "There's different theories, if you read too much. . . ."
     The store is 16 years old. Behan has worked there for six years and no, she doesn't know if she's related to the Irish playwright either ("I'm not really much help, am I?" she said).
     "The logo is a big, huge occult-looking eyeball," she said. "So maybe that has something to do with it."
     Another why-don't-you-hang-up-now? silence, which I filled with questions.
     She said the owner, Joseph Judd, was not available to elaborate.
     "He's farming," she explained. On Mars, apparently, or some place beyond the reach of modern communications.
     "Just say, 'It's shrouded in mystery.' That's the best answer," she persisted.
     I don't argue much, but I argued here. "Shrouded in mystery" isn't the best answer for my curious readers.
     She laughed an I-don't-care laugh.
     So there you have it: It's a mystery. Some things are mysteries. The Easter Island statues. The Loch Ness monster. Myopic Books.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BABIES

     It's one of those crimes you feel embarrassed even reporting to the cops — two 70-pound planters, stolen off the porch of Jeffrey Smith's home in East Ravenswood during the small hours of Memorial Day.
     It isn't as if the police are going to drop everything and start pounding on doors.
     But the loss of the planters rankled Smith, and he printed up this sign, both to tweak the conscience of the thief and to see after the well-being of his purloined plants. Who knows? It just might work.
     

      Russia is much in the news, eager once again to lock horns with the United States. Which means it's time to recall Calvin Trillin's timeless assessment:

TODAY'S CHUCKLE

      I have read about those Russian tractor factories where vodka-sodden workers fulfill their monthly quota in a frantic last-minute push that can succeed only if they attach the transmission with Scotch tape. So why have I always taken it for granted that those goofballs would be so good at annihilating continents?

— Originally published in the Sun-Times, June 1, 2007

Proposed cuts make scary health care system even scarier

     "I'm so sick from this COVID," Jacqueline Smith cried over the telephone. "I don't have $952!"
     On Sunday, Smith, a Sun-Times subscriber who lives on the North Side, had written to the metro desk:
     "Dear Sir or Madam," she began. "I'm 85 years old and somehow caught COVID-19. I've tested Saturday and when I went to get a prescription filled for Paxlovid I was told it would cost me $1,450. The cheapest I could get it from two pharmacies was $950. I am on living on my [Social Security] check every month. I have no savings. I'm supporting my mentally disabled daughter also. ... I called Medicare to find out why it's not covered but they aren't available on weekends so someone is calling me back on Monday, hopefully. Can you help me find out what is going on with this? I'm desperate."
     Among the many uses of a newspaper — news, puzzles, filler for packing boxes — is court of last resort for the desperate. The city desk forwarded the email to our consumer reporter, who was on vacation. She passed it back to an editor, who nodded at me. Among my several functions is to be the paper's free safety, lurking in the backfield, ready to tackle any story that slips past my sturdier colleagues.
    First, call her.
     "I don't know if Trump canceled ..." Smith said, quite upset. "Maybe he did something where people can't get Paxlovid for COVID."
     I said I'd see what I could find out. Nothing online about Medicaid refusing to pay for Paxlovid, the drug used to squash COVID in its early stage. If this were a thing, as the kids say, something probably would be there. Though perhaps this is the vanguard in the fast-moving destruction of the government over the past month.
     Next call, her physician, Dr. Ariel Katz — I identified myself to the nurse and said why I was calling. She hung up without a word. I phoned back and went straight to voicemail. Far be it for me to lecture a doctor. But remember the Bible story about being kind to strangers, lest one be an angel in disguise. Or a newspaper columnist ready to question the professionalism of your office in print.
     I had better luck with her pharmacy, at the Mariano's on Halsted.
     "Her insurance on Medicare wanted something ridiculous," Mariano's friendly pharmacist said. But it isn't that Medicare won't cover it. "Other patients have gotten Paxlovid; Medicare completely covers it. The problem might have been her deductible."
     So not a societal issue, but something particular to this reader. That happens. Many, as Thoreau neatly put it, "mistake their private ail for an infected atmosphere.”
     Or is it? This is where time helps. A situation sometimes has to mellow for the news to rise to the surface. The next morning, the part of the above that represents a significant development we will see across the country in the days, weeks and months to come occurred to me. Let's play, "Be the Reporter" — can you spot it?
     It's the uncertainty, the "I don't know" part. Not knowing whether your medicine is still covered or if there is anyone still employed in the right department to help you — an issue already, on our health care system's most efficient day, now made far worse by Donald Trump and Elon Musk ripping out the guts of federal agencies and flinging them over their shoulders like toddlers going at a low china cabinet, slashing programs that help regular Americans so tax breaks can be given to billionaires.
     "The whole nation is anxious and that includes older people, especially these Medicaid cuts," said Dr. Naoko Muramatsu, a professor in the University of Illinois Chicago School of Public Health and co-director of the Center for Health Equity in Cognitive Aging. "Whether you can get this coverage, whether this procedure is covered, that kind of thing has been always there. The new thing is uncertainty about anything that involves federal funding."

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Nine words

     Almost every morning, if it's not terribly cold, Kitty and I take what my wife calls "The Used-To Walk," because it's the route she used to take when she walked the dog, before she started going downtown for work. It's a nice walk; about three-quarters of a mile, total.
    We begin by heading two blocks west on Center, a few step jog to the left, then another block, entering a T dead ending against by a pair of houses I think of as "Sagamore Hill," in that personal iconography you develop after walking around a place for years and years. Lovely, imposing homes, without the tasteless grandeur of the French chateauettes or the futuristic weirdness of all those giant white farmhouses. 
    To the left, in the blue — Sagamore Hill South, I supposed — is all field stone and mullions, Sagamore Hill North, blue gray, has cross braces and solid American style. Both sport generous porches, though I've never seen anyone sitting on one. In fact, I hardly ever see a person associated with the houses at all — I assume they're at board meetings and charity lunches.

    Which is why someone coming out of Sagamore Hill South caught my attention last week as Kitty and I turned on Briarwood. She was bundled up, against the cold, and I couldn't tell if she were an adult or a youth, and decided she had to be the latter. A question of posture more than anything. The young lady got into a mid-size SUV and I continued walking, listening to music.
    I'd just turned right on Catherine, at the corner where The Artist's house is — for a few years she festooned the corner with chalkwork, culminating in her magnus opus, The Enormous Hopscotch — when I heard a bang, so loud it cut through my noise cancelling AirPods.
    I turned, and there was an SUV crunched against a red car that it had hit so hard it had pushed it onto the grass. A third, white car, was parked across the street, and I instantly saw what happened: the parked car narrowed the roadway, both cars had tried to pass each other without yielding properly and the younger driver had plowed into the front of the other car — its whole front left fender was torn off.
     The young woman who'd I'd seen get into her car, a few houses down, moments earlier, was now out of it, cell phone in hand, using the phone to photograph her car's front end mashed against the other vehicle. She seemed okay, and I turned to go. And went a few steps.
     But that didn't seem right, and I turned back, and walked toward her.
    "Are you okay?" I said. 
     She nodded.
    "Do you need help?"
     She thought a moment.
     "No."
     There was nothing more to be said, but that usually doesn't stop me, and I groped for something to say that might comfort her on what had to be a very bad morning.
     "It happens," I said, simply, and Kitty and I went back, the way we came, turning left on Center. Giving me time to see the woman jog back to Sagamore Hill South, knock on the door, where a man in shorts received the bad news, the beginning of not the best morning of the week for him either.
     I felt bad for the young person. We here in the tony North Shore are not often ruined by calamitous events — more inconvenienced and humbled. Forced to call insurance companies and auto shops. Light stuff, comparatively. Though it can feel like ruin, for a while anyway, and anxiety stalks our thickly carpeted halls. I hope she shakes off the troubles, and returns to heading toward whatever glittering future no doubt awaits. Myself, I felt I'd played my small role — it doesn't take much to get involved. In this case, nine words: "Are you okay?" "Do you need help?" and "It happens."
    It costs nothing to care, and hurts no one to try to get involved. Even offering no practical assistance, I felt better for having tried. You don't want to be the person who ignores someone else's distress and just walks away. There are too many of those already.

A philosopher goes to the housewares show

Meredith McNamara

     "Beauty," Scottish philosopher David Hume wrote, "is no quality of things themselves. It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them."
     Which might make me unqualified to contemplate the Inspired Home Show — the International Home + Housewares Show to those not yet adjusted to the new name, changed in 2022. Because my mind belongs to neither a buyer for discount stores, nor an importer/exporter, nor anyone looking for items to fly off their shelves.
     Instead I took a headful of airy metaphysics Monday to confront what the Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy calls, with the lack of practical empathy that is the bane of those lost in the world of ideas, "the unproblematic being of the world of things."
     There's nothing unproblematic about selling stuff, starting with the show, a sprawling affair occupying the better part of two large halls at McCormick Place.
     Sprawling enough that I groped for some kind of organizing principle to decide what to focus on. I settled on the old standby, Plato's four elements: fire, air, water and earth.
     "That's what we specialize in: cocktail smokers for the home bartender, all of them adding an aroma to, say, an old-fashioned or a margarita or a Negroni," said Meredith McNamara, co-owner of Spirits with Smoke, applying a blowtorch flame to its "smoking saucer," a crucible sitting atop a rocks glass. "We try to elevate the cocktails at home so you can have that restaurant experience but not spend $35 for a cocktail. It's all about adding that extra flavor profile dimension to your cocktail."
     The show, which ran Sunday through Tuesday, always offers first looks at new products that may or may not become household fixtures. A dozen years ago I noticed something called the Dipr, a hook intended to facilitate lowering sandwich cookies into milk. I would not have predicted great things for the Dipr, but every year its display seems bigger, and this year is no exception.
     The word “necessity” (anagkē) appears hundreds of times in Plato's "Republic," and indeed came to me often at the show, such as when contemplating the Nello Air Shower & Pet Drier, a pet-crate-sized box that blasts air at your pet.
     "You take your dog out, gets a little sand on them, some dirt, you put them in there and it'll have air circulating and takes it out," said Jennifer Sierra, a PR associate for Cuckoo Electronics. "We're a South Korean brand, mostly known for our rice cookers, and a lot of advanced technology, a lot of R&D used for rice cookers is used for all our products."
     She said the Air Shower retails for about $900.
     Regarding the third Platonic element, the show was sodden with water bottles.
     "Stainless steel, ceramic interior, so it can keep cold and hot," said Zhizhong Hu, a senior product manager at Wuyi Soniu Houseware, showing off their NIU water bottle. "The water bottles feature a tea infuser, you can use, or not. You can put some fruit inside. It's our new product."

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Flashback 2012: From Twinkies to yellow pencils, 175 years of Chicago firsts

    A job like mine is helped by advance planning. One year ago, Facebook fed this Chicago birthday piece to me. But I already had a post up for the day. Once upon a time I would have put it up as a second post of the day, to garner more hits. But that ship has sailed. Then I considered running it the next day. But nothing is sadder than a guest who arrives late to the party, and rather than do that, I thought I'd save for 364 days, until it was more apt. Patience is a virtue. 

      Happy birthday, Chicago! The city of broad shoulders became a city exactly 175 years ago Sunday. If the big day caught you by surprise, it shouldn’t have — it’s right there on the city seal, “INCORPORATED 4th MARCH 1837.” The first charter divided the city into six wards, with the mayor elected to a one-year term.

City seal in the mayor's office.

     Fate had smiled upon Chicago — the opening of the Erie Canal in 1825 meant that the trade of the world came to the doorstep of what was up to then a sparsely populated frontier outpost, prompting a frenzy of land speculation, immigration, investment and unprecedented growth.

     The new City of Chicago immediately began smiling back at the world. Every catalog of Chicago’s gifts to humanity must begin with architecture, but not with the first steel-frame skyscraper (the Home Insurance Building, rising a dizzying 10 floors in 1885), nor the renowned Chicago School, nor the first parking garage with a ramp (built here in 1918), not even Frank Lloyd Wright and his Prairie style.
     Chicago’s first — and arguably most significant — contribution to the world’s dwellings came from Augustine Taylor, who arrived here in the 1830s and took the heavy-beamed construction used to build houses for centuries and substituted a way of constructing lighter structures that critics called “balloon-frame” buildings because, they complained, houses that light would blow away in the wind.* They didn’t. Today most homes built in America are balloon-frame construction.
     That was just one of many new business concepts that first sparked in Chicago. Retail by mail got its start in 1872 when Aaron Montgomery Ward sent a single sheet price list to 40 farmers belonging to the National Grange organization. A decade later, his catalog had 10,000 items. Chicago saw the first Pullman sleeping cars (1859) and full-service railroad dining car (1868). In 1868, printer William Rand formed a partnership with Irish immigrant Andrew McNally. They printed business directories and railroad guides, and by 1872 began to include maps in the guides. In 1904, Rand-McNally published the first automobile road map — not of Chicago, alas, but New York.

     Not all was business. While Philadelphia’s zoo was up and running by 1874, the Lincoln Park Zoo was founded first — in 1868, with the donation of a pair of mute swans. On Thanksgiving Day 1887, a popular American sport was invented in Chicago, when a baseball game was played at the Farragut Boat Club using an old boxing glove and a broomstick.
     Despite what Bears fans might believe, football was not invented in Chicago — though the modern fiberglass helmet was, patented in 1940 by John Riddell Sr., a former math teacher and football coach at Evanston High School.
     Without question the one Chicago event that had the biggest impact on history was the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition. Its influence can hardly be overstated. More than 20 million people visited Chicago, and the Ferris wheel was invented to thrill them. Zippers were first displayed there — invented by Chicagoan Whitcomb Judson — and the mechanical dishwasher, invented by an Illinois society matron tired of her servants breaking her china. A host of foods debuted that would become perennial household favorites: Cream of Wheat, Cracker Jack, Shredded Wheat, Juicy Fruit gum.
     At the fair, Pennsylvania caramel manufacturer Milton Hershey saw chocolate-making equipment that inspired him to try a new area of the candy business. The fair also led to timeless novels written by Chicagoans — The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum and Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser.
     Pencils are typically yellow because the Koh-I-Noor company made a splash at the exposition with its display of pencils with 14 coats of golden-yellow lacquer. After that, everybody wanted yellow pencils.
     In the 19th century, Chicago looked east for culture, but by the 20th it was making its own. Creative giants were born here — including Walt Disney — and created here: Tarzan of the Apes was written in Oak Park, where Ernest Hemingway was born. Early movies were shot here — Essanay Studios opened in 1907 and filmed more than 1,000 silent movies in Chicago, including “His New Job” with Charlie Chaplin.
     The first animated animal cartoon character was created in Chicago — but not by Disney. Sidney Smith, a popular cartoonist, drew Old Doc Yak, a goat in striped pants that hit the big screen in 1913. The next year, the Tribune hired the first full-time film critic, Jack Lawson. Chicago also boasted the first full-time professional sportscaster — Hal Totten, an NU grad who joined WMAQ in 1924.
     The first radio soap opera started in Chicago — “The Smith Family,” in 1929. The next year, the Chicago Daily News experimental TV station, W9XAP, was broadcasting three hours of programming a day. Twenty years later, All My Children debuted live, the first daily TV soap.
     The idea of consumer market research started in Chicago — in 1928, when William Burnett Benton at Lord & Thomas spent two months talking to housewives about their preference in toothpaste, trying to win the Colgate-Palmolive account. Leo Burnett cooked up some of the great advertising mascots here.
     Some Chicago innovations were pure accident. In the 1880s, Oscar Mayer was just another Chicago butcher, with his brothers Gottfried and Max. But they were forced to move their shop after landlord troubles and, hoping to keep their customers, began packaging their meats.
     Charles Lubin wanted to send his cheesecakes to a customer in Texas, so he created the frozen pastry industry, naming his company after his daughter, Sara Lee. After Reddi-Wip, developed at a Chicago dairy, was introduced in 1948, American consumption of whipped cream doubled in three years. Paint in spray cans was invented here, too.
     Technology was always big here. The most significant technological moment to occur in Chicago was the first man-made nuclear chain reaction, achieved by Italian physicist Enrico Fermi at the University of Chicago’s Stagg Field on Dec. 2, 1942.
     As far back as 1876, telephone pioneer Elisha Gray developed an early prototype of the telephone in Highland Park, and a case can be made that his invention was stolen by Alexander Graham Bell.
     The Congress hotel had the first air-conditioning — cooling its Pompeian Room in 1907 with a carbon-dioxide fan-coil system.
     The public first heard loudspeakers in Chicago — working together, Bell Telephone and Western Electric installed 10 loudspeakers at the Olympic Theater in 1912 — to transmit sound-effects from backstage. The first stereo tape recording was a similar joint effort — General Motors was looking for a way to analyze engine noise, and Magnecord came up with stereo tape to help out, then realized it also had consumer value, demonstrating it at the U.S. Audio Fair in 1949. The Shure Radio Corp. opened on Wells Street in 1925 and became the largest manufacturer of phonograph cartridges in the country. In 1953, it introduced the first mass market wireless microphone — the “Vagabond.” It cost $800.
     Chicago was a center for automatic entertainment — the first jukebox that played records was manufactured by the Automatic Machine & Tool Company in 1906. The first self-contained coin-operated soda machine was the Vendrink, which saw its test run at the Lincoln Park Zoo in 1934, when there were a dozen different pinball machine companies in Chicago, where the game was invented.
     The first event broadcast on the first telecommunications satellite, Telestar, was supposed to be a speech by John F. Kennedy. But the feed went live early, so a Cubs game against the Phillies at Wrigley Field in July 1962 was broadcast instead. The first movies on VCR tape for home use were offered in the Chicago area by Sears in spring 1972, according to Patrick Robertson in his Robertson’s Book of Firsts.
     Not every invention was monumental. Brownies were invented at the Palmer House, Twinkies in Schiller Park. Lava lamps were made on Irving Park Road. Chicago holds a central place in candymaking — Lemonheads were invented here. The Weber Grill, too.
     Chicago has a key role in fast-food history. The crenellated designs of White Castle outlets that popped up around the country in 1921 were based on our Water Tower, and of course, McDonald’s took root in Oak Brook.
     The superlatives go on — as everyone knows, President Barack Obama was a Chicago law professor, while the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere is — still — Willis Tower. Major Internet firms such as Groupon sprouted in Chicago. Someone is waking up this morning and creating something new and fantastic that will be lauded in the Sun-Times at the city’s bicentennial, on March 4, 2037. Something to look forward to with pride.

             —Originally published in the Sun-Times, March 4, 2012

* Since this ran, subsequent research suggests that Chicago was perhaps among the first cities to use balloon frame construction, but not precisely the first.

'We are just going to abandon all those discoveries'

Anna Vlasits

     Seeing clearly is literally the life work of Anna Vlasits.
     She is a young neurobiologist at the University of Illinois Chicago, studying how neurons work together in the retina of your eye to make vision possible.
     "I'm a basic researcher," Vlasits said. "I'm brand new to UIC. I started my lab about a year ago."
     Jane Miglo is a biology graduate student trying to cure ovarian cancer, which kills 140,000 women worldwide every year.
     "My whole lab focuses on women's health," Miglo said. "It's already an area that's underfunded in comparison with the lethality of the disease."
      Michael Schultz is a senior director at Portal Innovations, a biotech venture capital firm in the West Loop that operates shared lab space for startups. He knows firsthand how the most obscure research can blossom into practical applications.
     "You don't know what's going to come from it," he said. "One example are these GLP1 drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy treating obesity. The first one was discovered in the saliva of a lizard, and now it's the biggest drug ever and hugely helping the obesity crisis."
     None of the three are professional agitators. None have ever organized a public protest before. But the trio is part of the effort behind Chicago' s "Stand Up for Science" rally Friday at 12 p.m. at Federal Plaza, one of 32 rallies taking place nationwide to draw attention to the enormous damage caused by the Trump administration's wholesale slashing of National Institutes of Health research.
     "I'm at the stage I'm just building," Vlasits said. "I got a startup fund from the University of Illinois to get going, but after that I need NIH funding. That is the way biomedical research happens in the United States, through this funding, and to have it get slashed and denigrated — it's a really scary place to be as a new researcher."

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Why is this still a surprise?

     This is what I don't understand.
     We know Trump is Putin's lapdog. We know he is a fanboy of dictators everywhere, because he wants to be one of them. He is on record as admiring the iron boot that Xi Jinping uses to grind down the Chinese people. He has dictator envy.
     We know he is rude. We know he is a bully. And a chronic liar. And a seditionist. 
     So why — why, why, why — would disgusting display in the Oval Office Friday, bullying and berating Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky, still come as a shock? To anybody? Why is our intellectual barometer still set so it expects humanity? Why is that still our default?

    That's a sincere question: why? Residual hope? Have we not yet taken Dante's stern warning to heart? Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate.
     "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

     Hope is not a strategy. It's a distraction. One that I have indulged in. No more. I adjure hope. No more.

     Maybe because it's so horrible, we can't get used to it. That sounds closer to the mark. There are tens of thousands of murders in this country every year, but each new one is unexpected. Nobody yawns and says, "Oh, another murder." Cops maybe.

     Perhaps that's it. We've become cynical observers of a crime that happens continually. We've allowed ourselves to be numbed so much, we never seem to truly grasp it. Not really. I was listening to someone on NPR marvel that during the election Trump denied any connection to Project 2025, and yet he has Project 2025 staffers pulling the government apart with both hands, straight out of the Project 2025 playbook. How could that be? 

     They speculated. They mused. Never approaching the truth of the matter: the man is a chronic liar who lies continually. Why is that so hard to accept? It isn't as if it flies in the face of human nature. It's as common as dirt, though the 47th president's special genius. He is a virtuoso of prevarication. 
     Maybe the problem isn't that Trump lies — and why not; those lies certainly are working for him. Maybe the blame belongs to us, to Democrats, to liberal, for our continual gullibility. Our passivity. Maybe that's why we can't change. Because we don't see it's our fault. We don't take this shit seriously. Maybe we never will.

      Maybe the problem is that, taking a cue from Anne Frank, we like to think people are good at heart.
     That didn't work out so well for her, did it?
     So if optimism is a dead end, then what's left? If it's not going to get better, then why even monitor what Trump is doing? Why keep track? The time to push back effectively is past. It passed Nov. 5. Now is the time to put our heads in the sand. Or else to grieve and suffer. And wait.
     That sounds an awful lot like surrender. And I am not a big fan of surrender. As I used to tell my boys when they were growing up, "You can't quit your way to the top."
     A half dozen Republican congressmen could stop this. The country was created to have co-equal branches of government, the executive balanced by Congress and the courts. Congress has just a few too many lackeys, and the Supreme Court was force-fed Trump devotees.
     So it's up to he people to ... what? Protest? Raise our voices to the deaf? That sounds like providing a floor show for the callous. Something for them to sneer and smirk at. Lawsuits? They have been slowing things down, but they eventually get to Team Trump, aka the U.S. Supreme Court.
    Drag our feet? Write essays?
    I have no idea. 

    That's it. No neat ending today. Talk among yourselves. I'm open to suggestions. Otherwise, I got nothing.