Saturday, February 18, 2023

Works in progress: Cate Plys


     Caren Jeskey stepping up to pinch-write on Saturdays helped the EGD community to see many things. For me, it became clear that there is a benefit to a weekly breather, both to myself and to the readers: a different perspective, a palate cleanser after six days of Neil-Neil-Neil-Neil-NEIL-Neil. So when Caren decided to step away and start an audio blog (which you can find here) my first thought was that I should keep the tradition of Somebody Else Saturday going.
     But how? With whom? 
     Luckily, I know many creative folk, few longer and none better than my Northwestern classmate, Cate Plys. We were on the college humor magazine together, and have been close friends ever since. She's had a wide-ranging career — columnist at the Chicago Reader, the  Sun-Times and Tribune, and more. Since October, 2021, she's been exploring the complex world of "Roseland, Chicago: 1972." I invited her to tell you about it. In coming weeks, I'll turn Saturday over to other friends with interesting projects. If you'd like to nominate yourself, you know where to find me. Take it away, Cate:

     Thanks, Neil!
     Full disclosure, I can’t quit Neil, and vice versa, because he came to my Gramma’s house in Hegewisch for Thanksgiving in 1982. That, and we know where each other’s bodies are buried.
     “Roseland, Chicago: 1972” started as the serialized story of Steve Bertolucci, a 10-year-old Roselander in 1972, and what becomes of him. But Roseland, Chicago, and 1972 — they all demanded more. They got it. I’m just a girl who can’t say no.
     The thing is Steve and his friends live in a strange world called 1972, a place so far removed from 21st century Chicago that even those of us who once dwelt there may barely recognize it when we catch a brief glimpse of it now, whisking around a corner or disappearing into a crowd, always just out of reach.
     I was there. I saw it. But the more I wrote, the simplest things began to feel like science fiction in reverse. I had to ask myself: Would anyone who wasn’t there believe it?
     It was a brave old world:
     Every expressway into Chicago was guarded by a massive set of neon red lips, looming 80 feet in the air on black steel pylons, blinking electronic messages underneath like “Celebrate National Secretary’s Week!” and “Happy Birthday, Eddie Barrett!” The Dan Ryan lips, which Steve’s family passed on rare car trips downtown, kept vigil over the city at 85th Street.
     Chicagoans believed in God and the devil so viscerally that when “The Exorcist” played here to massive crowds in ’73, Tribune film critic Gene Siskel saw a teenage boy faint at one showing. Six more terrorized teens retreated to the lobby, one literally trembling for a full half hour.
     Knowledge was distributed to the people each morning and afternoon by young boys who threw onto their front porches folded wads of cellulose which had been boiled, mashed, and flattened into sheets later embedded with information. These were called “newspapers,” and everybody read them. Everybody. Even kids like Steve.
     Who’d believe kids used to read newspapers? Yesterday I saw two parents pushing a stroller. The approximately 18-month-old child seated inside was clutching an iPhone with both hands, focused on it to the exclusion of all else.
     I realized I’d have to persuade readers that the 1972 world had, in fact, existed. Marshal the evidence. So Steve’s story became an immersive project on Substack for anyone who’s game enough to take a dunk in 1972. To start, each chapter is followed by Chapter Notes explaining points of interest covered, ranging from MAD Magazine  to Jays potato chips.
     Optional Chicago History Chapters delve deeper into places, people and pop culture as they emerge in the story, so far including the Wrigley Building, Chicago before it was Chicago, and a look at Chicago newspapers circa 1972.
     For those brave enough to jump in the deep end without a lifeguard, there are two additional sections to explore: THIS CRAZY DAY IN 1972, and Mike Royko 50+ Years Ago Today. As I warn readers on the About page, however, enter at your own risk. No sensitivity reader has combed through any of it. 1972 isn’t a safe space--though frankly, neither is any other year with which I am familiar.
      TCD 1972 goes through the year week by week, pulling fascinating pieces out of all five of Chicago’s daily 1972 newspapers. This material is the news--and so to a great extent the reality--that Steve and everyone he knew swam in. If you dip a toe into the roiling 1972 waters regularly, the first cold shock of sexism, racism, and teenagers getting expelled for long hair begins to wear off. You get used to the water, you see beyond the splashing, and you start to feel what the world looked like to 1972 Chicagoans.
     And the letters are hilarious.
     Why Royko? 1972 newspapers are peanut butter, and Mike Royko is the chocolate that elevates the peanut butter into a delectable treat. You can have one without the other, but why would you? Royko dominated the Chicago newspaper landscape in a way that can’t be overstated, and uniquely in the city’s history.
     Also, 10-year-old Steve’s family subscribed to the Daily News. That meant they got an afternoon newspaper thrown on their front porch by a paperboy, and the first thing a Daily News reader did was open the paper to page three and read Royko in a long, thin column next to the fold.
     Each Royko 50+ covers a week of columns, pulling the best quotes and providing the sociopolitical context that Mike’s contemporaneous readers brought to his work--so you’ll even get the inside jokes. For instance, Mike’s column from September 19, 1972
 
     Mike proposed a new statue for the Civic Center Plaza—now Daley Plaza—which was already home to the Picasso. Mike’s statue idea was based on two recent news events he assumed his readers knew all about. First, the city and its newspapers were going nuts over the recent announcement that Marc Chagall would create a huge piece of public art for the First National Bank plaza, rivalling the nearby Picasso.
     Second, the Better Government Association (BGA) had just completed a hilarious investigation with the Daily News in which reporters followed CTA workers around and documented their busy work days. The pièce de résistance was a worker named Tad, photographed on the clock carrying five cases of beer from a liquor store to his CTA truck.
     Mike's readers had all seen the BGA's picture of Tad in the Daily News — it would have been like a viral Tik Tok video. Mike's column, then, only included Tad's statue, created by the paper's art department. For Royko 50+, I hunted down Tad's original infamous picture so readers today can see him in all his glory, compare with Tad's statue, and appreciate Mike's delicate wit:
     “Before all of our downtown plazas are covered with great works of art by Picasso, Chagall and other international artists, we should set one aside for a statue that would have meaning to Chicagoans,” wrote Mike. “Unlike our famous Picasso, there can be no confusion about who Tad is and what he is doing: He is a man carrying five cartons of beer….It is inspirational, because most of us would like to have a job in which carrying one armload of beer gives us our daily sweat. But the fact is, most of us don’t have the gumption to get out there and find a city job that allows us to flop down and rest.”
    
     As I recall, Mike Royko threatened to break Neil’s legs once (editor's note: he did, and not in a joky, "ha-ha, I'll break your legs fashion" but in a "next time asshole I'll break your fucking legs" fashion), or something like that. I cover extra-column Royko doings in a Weekend Edition, and we’ll have to get Neil’s story in there soon.
     Lastly, sometimes an item in the news or Mike Royko sends us down an unexpected Chicago History Rabbit Hole, and then anything can happen. Take Mike’s February 25, 1972 column, in which Mike gets a tip that a has-been mobster named Louis Tornabene is scheduled for a small-time hearing at the Chicago Avenue police court. Mike shows up to mock Tornabene, because he used to be a tough guy running a mob strip joint called Eddie Foy’s, and now he’s a used car salesman.
     This rabbit hole leads us through FBI wire transcripts to the seedy strip joints that used to line the South Loop streets, on to one of the most famous entertainers of the late 19th century-early 20th century, and finally to the worst single-building fire in U.S. history, the Iroquois Theatre fire. That’s all thanks to Mike mentioning Eddie Foy’s, seen here in its 1950’s-60s heyday courtesy of John Chuckman’s Photos on Wordpress.
     Come over some time and take a stroll in 1972. It’s easier to appreciate when you can get out any time you want.



20 comments:

  1. Wow and Shazam! So very much looking forward to tapping all these link treasures, Cate's writing=keep it coming, please!

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    1. Another WOW...and a holy crap, too. I remember Cate's byline in the Reader. A wayback machine set to 1972? Classic Royko? And even a Chicago history rabbit hole? This lifelong Chicago history buff and newspaper junkie thanks you for the heads-up, Mr. S. I'm paraphrasing Newman from "Seinfeld" here..."It's gold, Neil...GOLD!"

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  2. Thank you for the kind words Neil. Looking forward to hearing a new voice next week! I loved those giant lip billboards… and I used to say “do you want me to break their kneecaps?” as a joke when friends told me someone was shitty to them. Chicago toughness can be brusque & so inappropriate.

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    1. I just realized it’s Cate today … great piece.

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  3. An interesting and refreshing post.

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  4. Sometimes, I wish we could return to the Chicago that I remember where Gino's East was still owned by the original family with the best deep dish pizza that I ever tasted.

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    1. Planning a visit to Wrigleyville in August. Thanks for the heads-up, Mr. S. Maybe a visit to the original Gino's is in order. It's been a LONG time.

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  5. Great stuff! Kass once threatened to beat me up in the late 90s, but as with everything else Kass, sounds like a pale imitation of Neil’s Royko dustup.

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    1. That's ironic, because I had lunch at the Cambridge House with Kass about 1999 — his initiative, I'm sure. It seemed like we should have a lot in common. Both columnists, young kids about the same age. All I remember is looking down at his red fingers, nailed bitten down, and thinking, "The poor guy isn't have any fun at all."

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  6. Cate— “Full disclosure, I can’t quit Neil, and vice versa, because he came to my Gramma’s house in Hegewisch for Thanksgiving in 1982. That, and we know where each other’s bodies are buried.” My cousins, uncle & great-uncle
    lived in Hegewisch. We used to pool hop, as teens, in the 80s.

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  7. Damn! 1972!! The year I graduated from HS (Montini Catholic, home of the Broncos) and went to UIUC. Can't wait to delve into Steve's story. Thanks, Cate, and thanks Neil.

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  8. Wait, wait! We wanna hear about the "...break your fucking legs, asshole!" incident!

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    1. Oh, I've told that ... geez, more than five years ago. I think before your time, Mike. https://www.everygoddamnday.com/2017/12/mike-me.html

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    2. Oh, hell yeah, I definitely remember that story. It was the one that motivated me to finally make my very first comment at EGD...about being too intimidated to talk to Royko and finally exchanging grunts when we were whizzing side-by-side at the Goat--where Royko had that famous stool with his name on it, and where a Tribune pressman cleaned Mike's clock when he tried to remove him from it. On the other hoof, Tim Weigel was a nice guy, who died way too young.

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  9. While I thanked Caren privately, I don't think I said here how much I appreciated having her voice on Saturdays for nearly three years. It was a great benefit to me, and readers appreciated her perspective. Her audio blog is well-suited to her talents, and I hope that her fans will seek her out there.

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    1. Thank you Neil. And you were a generous and patient editor and publisher, as I've let you know. Folks- he's a menshe, but you probably already know that.

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    2. I am just getting warmed up with the audio blog. For the past couple of weeks I've posted 20 minutes (or so) on SoundCloud. It's free and you don't need an account. Here is the link with the working title "Authentically Imperfect" - https://soundcloud.com/user-501089778. I will post by 8:30am CST every Sunday for now. Comments and ideas welcomed. If you do create an account you will not be spammed by SoundCloud, and it's free. There's a lot of free music on SC too. Thanks Neil. Thanks all.

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  10. Thanks to Neil, Cate and Caren for all this good info. Keep it coming, y’all!

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  11. Thanks to Neil, Cate and Caren for all the enjoyable options here!
    SandyK

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