'No crying in baseball'? There is if you visit the Hall of Fame

 

     I did not expect to cry.
     But there I was, misting up in the lobby of the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, New York. Not even past the ticket taker, and I could feel my eyes moisten.
     Before me, a trio of statues: Lou Gehrig, Jackie Robinson and Roberto Clemente and a sign explaining the importance of "character and courage" to the national pastime.
     Gehrig's words echoed in my ears, just as they had reverberated across Yankee Stadium on July 4, 1939.
     “For the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break," Gehrig said, referring to his ALS diagnosis. "Yet today ... I consider myself ... the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”

     I am not a sports fan. No question there. But I was a baseball fan, from age 6 when I went with my grandfather to my first Cleveland Indians game, until my mid-teens. I knew the Brooklyn Dodgers were the "Boys of Summer" because I read the book of the same name. I also read "Me and the Spitter" by Gaylord Perry and "Strange But True Baseball Stories" and ...
     "This might be more complicated than I anticipated," I said to my wife, as we went in.
     "Why is the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown?" she had asked, the day before. We had come to central New York State for Thanksgiving at our younger son's new in-laws' woodsy retreat. The Baseball Hall of Fame just happened to be here. I'd visited it, oh, just 50 years ago, on some family trip in the mid-1970s. My only memory: brass plaques. I had no burning desire to return. But my wife seemed to assume that, being here, and my being a man, we simply had to go. What else could we do?
     "Because Abner Doubleday invented baseball here in 1839," I replied, with the supreme confidence of the misinformed.
     Only he didn't. The Doubleday story is entirely fictional, as admitted early in a display at the Hall of Fame. A convenient lie marches on no matter how many barbs of truth are planted in it. The museum does its best to set the record straight.
     "In fact, baseball was played decades earlier, evolving from similar bat and ball games," a display notes. "Doubleday didn't invent baseball ... baseball 'invented' Doubleday, a thriving legend that reflects Americans' desire to make the game our own."
     I couldn't help but reflect on the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum in Springfield, clinging to their spurious Lincoln stovepipe hat. Where is their display explaining that the whole thing is fanciful, if not fraudulent?

Chicago's role in America's pastime
     There was a lot of reflection back to Chicago. The commission that gave Doubleday his undeserved honor was established by an early star of the game, Albert Spalding, a former White Stockings pitcher and manager (that team actually became the Cubs). Spalding left his mark on the game by starting one of the nation's first sporting goods stores, at 108 Madison Street. It was Spalding who pressed first basemen to wear gloves and catchers to wear masks — measures then considered babyish — so he could sell them the equipment.
     The Baseball Hall of Fame offers a first-rate museum, not flinching from delving into complexities of race and economics, with plenty of fun stuff too. There is a hallway devoted to baseball cards, including the coveted Honus Wagner rarity.
     Steve Dahl's army helmet from Disco Demolition is on display. I never had reason to envy the man before, but he's in the Baseball Hall of Fame and I'm not. So kudos, Steve.
     I tend to read museum displays carefully, and noticed a chart titled "BASEBALL'S BILLIONS" on the exploding value of teams from 1990 to 2020. There was something I already know intuitively, but never saw laid out in hard figures before.

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Reaction from the rental company

     Chalk it up to both a sad commentary on the diminished state of the mainstream media, and the general screw-you reticence of large corporations. But reaction to stories from big business is so rare than when it does happen, especially unbidden, that is noteworthy in itself.
     My column on the New Orleans attack was only up for a few hours Thursday when I got an email from the New York branch of a global communications firm:
     "I am reaching out on behalf of Turo," Shea (Maney) Vilardi of Kekst CNC wrote. "We saw your story and wanted to pass along the latest statement from the Company. It is intended to be used in full. The statement should be attributed to a Turo spokesperson."
     "Intended to be used in full?" As opposed to plucking out the interesting parts? Kind of handcuffs me from doing my job, does it not? Then again, what they intend, and what I do, can be very different things. I have many bosses, but Turo isn't one of them. 

     That said, in the spirit of gratitude, I'll use their entire statement. You of course are free to skim:

     “We remain shocked and saddened by yesterday’s horrific events, and our hearts are with the victims and their families. We are outraged by the misuse of our marketplace by the two individuals who perpetrated these acts.
     "Every Turo renter is screened through a proprietary multi-layer, data-science-based trust and safety process. We utilize over 50 internal and external data sources to build, maintain, and improve on our best-in-class Turo Risk Score.
     "These individuals in question had valid driver’s licenses, clean background checks, one was honorably discharged from the US military, and the other was an active-duty Army green beret. They could have boarded any plane, checked into a hotel, or rented a car or truck from a traditional vehicle rental chain. We do not believe these two individuals would have been flagged by anyone – including Big Rental or law enforcement.
     "Turo operates a safe and trusted marketplace. As of September 30, 2024, we have collected data from over 90 million booked days, 27 million trips, 8.6 billion miles driven, through 12 years of operating history, less than 0.10% of Turo trips end with a serious incident such as a vehicle theft.”

     Turo had a lot to react to. In what at first seemed like coordination, but now is viewed as incredible bad luck, both the pick-up truck used in the New Orleans terror attack and the Tesla Cybertruck blown up in front of the Las Vegas Trump Hotel a few hours later were rented from Turo, a kind of Airbnb for car rentals.
     I'd known of such companies — I've borrowed a few automobiles from George Kiebala over at Curvy Road, an exotic car timeshare in Palatine. Though I'd never heard of Turo before Wednesday's attack. And I sympathize. They are in a delicate situation — this will boost their public profile, though not in a way even the most bottom-line obsessed executive would want (I think. Or hope anyway). So professions of sorrow and side-of-the-mouth self-exculpations are in order. 
     Not to be cynical. While I sometimes err in anthropomorphizing corporations, it does seem that Turo is disturbed by this turn of events. While I was preparing this post they wrote to me again, sending the following from CEO Andre Haddad. He seems genuinely distressed, and goes on at even greater length:

     "It’s been about 48 hours since the horrific attacks in New Orleans and Las Vegas that shocked us all on New Year’s Day. We’ve spent these tense, mournful hours investigating, partnering with law enforcement, and working around the clock to figure out how our platform could be misused by the perpetrators of such atrocities.
     "Thinking about the victims and their families, I’m shocked, saddened, and, more than anything else, just simply heartbroken. Their stories are crushing. Their loss is unfathomable and unfair.
     "Thinking about how egregiously the two individuals who perpetrated these heinous crimes abused our platform, I’m outraged. These individuals had valid driver’s licenses, clean criminal backgrounds, and were decorated US military servicemembers — one was honorably discharged and was even awarded a Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, and one was an active duty Green Beret. They could have boarded any plane, checked into any hotel, or rented a car or truck from any traditional vehicle rental chain. We do not believe these two individuals would have been flagged by anyone – including law enforcement.
     "But of course, these two tragedies have made us look inward at our trust and safety practices. Our track record to date has been strong. We have facilitated 27 million trips, over 90 million booked days, spanning 8.6 billion miles driven, through 12 years of operating history, and less than 0.10% of Turo trips have ended with a serious incident, such as a vehicle theft. Every Turo renter is screened through a proprietary multi-layer, data-science-based trust and safety algorithm, the Turo Risk Score. We employ over 50 internal and external data sources to build, maintain, and improve on that Risk Score. This massive data set helps us drive actionable insights, and we continuously refine and enhance our algorithm. In addition to that investment in technologies, we’ve also assembled an experienced team of former law enforcement professionals in our Trust and Safety organization.
     "Despite this strong track record, and as an immediate next step while we wait for law enforcement to conclude their investigations, we’re consulting with national security and counterterrorism experts to learn more about how we can get even better and play our part in helping prevent anything like this from happening ever again.
     "2025 is off to an awful start. While I mourn today, I also remain committed to pioneering and sustaining a strong, secure, trustworthy marketplace for tomorrow."

     I'm preserving these in full, not due to the company's injunction, which could just as easily be ignored. But as a student of crisis PR. And besides, if renting vehicles and then using them in terror attacks becomes a regular part of the American landscape, it'll be interesting to compare these statements to those issues after the 16th incident. I doubt Bushmaster sends out a cri du coeur every time one of their weapons is used to shoot up a classroom. 

      I'm also sharing this because ... well, I believe that no wonder should go unrecorded. You can't both complain about the general silence of corporations and then ignore them when they grab your sleeve and start chattering away. So what do you think? Too much? Their PR firm is part of the second largest global communications company in the world. Myself, I've have urged a little red-penciling. 

Rush to blame after New Orleans attack serves terrorists' aims

     For many years, I dismissed the idea of going out on New Year's Eve as "amateur's night." Packed restaurants, overwhelmed staff, slashed menus, jacked-up prices.

     Who needs it? There are 364 other nights to eat in restaurants; Dec. 31 is for staying home, eating little hot dogs wrapped in dough and watching bad local television.
     But Tuesday night we were lured into the city by old friends and — mirabile dictu — the night could not have gone smoother. Metra was on time and free. We caught the 156 bus at Union Station, entirely empty.
     "We're like rock and roll musicians!" my wife enthused, as our private bus lumbered into the Loop. We headed to Zanies on Wells Street. There we saw an impish young cast member from Saturday Night Live, Michael Longfellow. We grabbed a cab over to Cafe Ba-Ba-Reeba, where the mood was festive, the food hot, the service good.
     Catching the 1:15 home — the trains held, thoughtfully, by Metra — we decided we might have underestimated this going out business.
     Nobody murdered us — that was fortunate, though I didn't think to be grateful when I finally got to bed about 3 a.m., a few minutes before Shamsud-Din Jabbar drove an F-150 pickup truck into a crowd of revelers on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, killing 14 people and giving the American public a taste of what 2025 is going to be like.
     Not the violence, necessarily — we already have plenty of that, living in a country where our fellow citizens routinely decide to throw away the lives of innocent bystanders, plus their own, based on mental illness or political extremism — and those two are harder and harder to tell apart.
     But the reaction to the violence.
     "Shut the border down!!!" U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., the MAGA stalwart, demanded on X, sounding a common theme, after Fox News reported Jabbar had crossed into the country from Mexico two days earlier.
     But Fox was wrong. Jabbar hadn't come from Mexico — the truck had. Apparently Jabbar rented it from Turo, one of those Uber-like companies that offer vehicles owned by private individuals.
     Jabbar was a U.S. Army vet born in Beaumont, Texas. A fact hard to grasp by those who apparently can't see past his name.
     “When I said that the criminals coming in are far worse than the criminals we have in our country, that statement was constantly refuted by Democrats and the Fake News Media, but it turned out to be true,” President-elect Donald Trump wrote on X, hours after the news broke.
     The notable part of that sentence is Trump giving the impression he cares whether something supporting his prejudices is true. Remember, he's the guy who imagined crowds of American Muslims cheering as the World Trade Center towers fell on 9/11. That it never happened didn't matter to him. He repeated his calumny rather than renounce it.

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Flashback 1996: Finding adventure in the concrete jungle

Banquet of Haarlem's Cavilermen Civic Guard, by Cornelis Cornelisz Van Haarlem (Frans Hals Museum)

     Times change, but Chicago is still a city with plenty of private clubs, and I believe I've been to most  — from the University Club, the Union League Club, the Chicago Club and the Cliff Dwellers Club, where I am honored to be a member, to the more obscure, like the Casino Club, which forced the John Hancock Building to redo its footprint by refusing to be forced off their land. Some are businessy, like the Metropolitan Club. Others artsy — the Arts Club of Chicago, obviously. Some are academic, like as the Quadrangle Club at the University of Chicago. A number, sadly, are no longer with us — the Standard Club, the Tavern Club and the Adventurers Club, which I wrote about in the go-go '90s, and share today because, well, I'm still on vacation, and can't face the prospect of putting words on paper, not until Thursday, when I'll have to come up with something for Friday. I tried to find out what happened to the Adventurers Club and could not — if anyone knows, please clue me in, and I'll share the information. I had just finished writing "Complete and Utter Failure" a couple of years earlier, and suspect the tone of this column was influenced by the chapter on all the expeditions that didn't make it to the top of Mount Everest.

     Time: precisely noon. Conditions: light snow, scattered clouds, an air temperature of 11 degrees. Destination: adventure.
      Alone, without dogteam or guides, I left the office, heading north up Wabash Avenue. I noticed several of the native Chicagoans, wearing their distinctive colorful hats and giant overcoats. At the corner of Wabash and Grand I caught sight of a bird of the Columbidae family — commonly known as a pigeon — on the wing. Breathtaking.
     Turning west at Grand, a few minutes easy walk — no difficult ridges, no streams to ford — before my destination came into sight. The Adventurers Club! Chicago institution since 1911. Home to all those brave enough to face nature red in tooth and claw and master her. I went inside and had a beer.
     My gaze was met by a walrus — stuffed, thankfully, one of the menagerie of big-game animals on display. At least two dozen trophies — a rhino, a moose, a cape buffalo, a sable, and many varieties of the antelope family — line both walls of the long room. Also, bears, full size, standing on hind legs, one grizzly, one polar, and a display case filled with shrunken heads and old pistols and other odd trinkets liberated from a variety of exotic destinations. If Ernest Hemingway is in heaven and has a rumpus room, it looks like this.
     "Look at this stuff," said Robert M. Stahl, officially the executive chef but, at the moment, club bartender, standing behind the club's small bar, under a disturbing array of knives and penises. The knives were exotic weapons such as Panay gutrakers and hooked disemboweling knives. The penises, dried and not very penis-looking, were from two walruses and a whale. I will leave it to the helping professions to discern any deeper meaning behind the display.
     If the volume of memorabilia is weighing on club members' minds more than it normally might, just by its gruesome strangeness, the reason is the club is being forced to move again. After spending 10 years in the old Red Cross Spaghetti Factory at 300 W. Grand, the club has to make way for loft condominiums.
     "We're being evicted," said Rick Homstad, club president, adding that the club should have its new quarters selected soon. "I think we're going to have a better spot than we have now."
     The Adventurers Club membership is tiny, as far as clubs go, with only 100 local members and another 100 non-resident members.
     Though small, and looking for a home, the Adventurers Club is by no means an endangered species (unlike many of its trophies).
     "It is a small club, always scraping by hand-to-mouth," said Homstad. "But we've managed to make it for 85 years."
     The club was founded in the heady days of African safaris and Great White Hunters — a letter from Teddy Roosevelt himself, on Sagamore Hill stationery, enjoys a prime position among the treasures, which include the lock and key from the Civil War ironclad Monitor.
     Club members champion an attitude that is not exactly embraced by every schoolchild nowadays. Members offer no apologies. In the current newsletter, new member Alan Rugendorf lists "killing in general" as among his hobbies.
     "When you're here, you're talking to people who have been quite a few places," said Homstad, when asked how the club reacts to the obvious criticisms in today's environment of pervasive touchy-feeliness. "We have a limited clientele."
     But a well-heeled one. Several members of the Walgreen family belong, as does auctioneer Leslie Hindman, one of its few female members.
     "I love the Adventurers Club," Hindman said. "I think it is the greatest group of people. Very diverse and a lot of fun and wild and crazy . . . guys mostly, and a couple of girls."
     Food was shared. Chef Stahl, who hails from New Orleans, gives an appealing Cajun flair to the Adventurers Club menu. Even the staunchest anti-vivisectionist might look kindly on the club after sampling Stahl's crawfish on angel hair pasta. Cheeks stuffed with chow, I eyed the morbid row of animal heads and thought: "Heck, why not? It's not as if we could bring 'em back to life or anything."
     Properly fortified and my priorities rationalized into place, I once again donned my down-filled Eddie Bauer arctic expedition jacket and battled my way back to the office. Dangers of every kind lurked about me. I noticed packs of dogs, several of them big and possibly vicious, as I passed the windows of the Anti-Cruelty Society.
     Thanks to cunning, and an easy-to-remember grid street system, I returned safely to the office, wise in the ways of the Adventurers Club and satisfied that I had accomplished my goal and accomplished it well.

            —Originally published in the Sun-Times, Dec. 29, 1996

1975 + 50

     To welcome 1975, my mother threw a party. At our home on Carteret Court in Berea, Ohio. Exactly 50 years later, I remember only a few things about the event. My Aunt Diane's tunnel of fudge cake, a chocolate bundt cake with a gooey center, the latest thing at the time. I made a sign on construction paper to hang at the doorway to our TV room, which we called "the play room." It showed a Maurice Sendakish monster with curled ram's horns stepping tentatively off a cliff. "WATCH YOUR STEP!" it said. I remember the sign well, because it was up for the next dozen years, until my parents sold the house and moved to Colorado.

    The next half century was the arc of my adult life. High school. College. The struggles of a first job, establishing myself, getting married, having children. Now that I'm in the waning years, it seems odd to think of something that happened 30, 40, now 50 years ago.  While the past is there — between my ears, mostly, not in the living world — it is best not to dwell too much upon it, to try to stay in the moment, now, and the future, such as it is. 
    So happy 2025! Did you have a fun New Year's Eve? We did. Usually we stay home, make little hot dogs wrapped in dough, watch television. But that gets dreary — New Year's Eve television is notoriously bad, with low end of the totem pole hosts trotted out to guffaw and time fill. We stand up for the Times Square countdown, chanting along — "Five, four, three, two, one, HAPPY NEW YEAR!" We kiss. We go to bed. Another year in the bag.
     This year, we joined friends in the city, went to a comedy show at Zanies.  The headliner was a handsome young man from the cast of Saturday Night Live, Michael Longfellow. He had a gentle, easygoing manner, and I enjoyed his routine well enough. For the first time, I heard a comedian and thought of the gap between his lived experience, at 30, and mine, at 64. Then a late tapas dinner at Cafe Ba-Ba-Reeba on North Halsted Street, an excellent choice, in that they served their regular menu, and the food was tasty. As a nod to New Year's, they passed out party hats and champagne, and that was fun too. 

     Quite surprising in fact — New Year's Eve, like Valentine's Day, is typically amateur night in restaurants. Half the options at double the price. Crowded. I don't think we'd gone to a restaurant on New Year's in the 21st century before last night, but Cafe Ba-Ba-Reeba makes me wonder if we were being too timid. The service was good too. We tipped 30 percent.
     2025 is a nice round number. A quarter century since the year 2000, when we so worried about society shutting down because of a computer glitch — programmers in the 1970s hadn't thought that fourth digit would have to roll over, from 1 to 2 as 1999 became 2000. Systems would fail. Power grids collapse.
     Nothing bad happened except we all had to work. At a quarter to midnight, I looked out over the busy, brightly-lit, crowded Sun-Times newsroom at 401 N. Wabash, and thought, "I'm not ushering in the millennium in this fucking place," and walked outside, to the middle of the Wabash Avenue Bridge, and watched the clock on the Wrigley Building slowly advance toward midnight, when a wan generalized cheer went up from all around and fireworks popped in the distance. It was a nice, if solitary way to usher in the new year, century, millennium. 
     There we are, back in the past. It's very easy to do, to slide into that ditch. The present New Year's, not a font of fascination. We'll all at the top of that first roller coaster hill, waiting for the plunge, and to see if there will be track veering away from the bottom, or just a crater.
     Maybe the past is a trap we set for ourselves. The napkin at the top of the post, for instance. I didn't pull that off the internet. I found it this way: by walking to the black four-drawer Hon filing cabinet in my office closet. Pulling open the second drawer. Scanning the manilla folders to the Ns. Finding one labeled "1975 Napkins," just where I knew it would be. At first I thought the plural was inappropriate. But then I lifted up the napkin and discovered there were indeed two.

     Should I be proud of accessing that napkin so quickly, so immediately? For knowing it was there? Or ashamed? I'll go with proud. Be who you are — one of my usual resolutions — while all the time trying to stamp down the little fires of who you certainly are but really don't want to be anymore that flare up now and then.
     What possessed me, at 14, to tuck these napkins away? As keepsakes. Remembrances of the adult party I was allowed to attend. Not sent to bed, the way I'd be during bridge games, listening to Dr. Gitlin laughing from the living room. It didn't work — I don't remember anything besides the bundt cake and the sign. I don't think I drank — the last dry New Year's for 30 years, until I entered the time of my life where they were all dry, like every day of the year. I accepted my champagne at Cafe Ba-Ba-Reeba, held it high at midnight, clinked it all around, then set the glass down, unsipped.

     Now that I've photographed the napkin, and written about it, the thing to do would be to throw it away. I have too much of this stuff. Files and boxes, shelves and drawers.  Two tall Hon filling cabinets, two short ones.

     Of course I didn't do that. I carefully placed both napkins back in their folder, and returned them to the filing cabinet. Old habits die hard. Perhaps in the new year I can work at learning how to better shed these talismans of the past. Save my kids from the burden. I am nothing if not a work in progress. Trying to be, anyway. 

     
     
     

"You don't need a weatherman..."

     Half the fun of travelling is what you do to pad the spaces around the reason for your visit.
     For instance, last month we drove to central New York to spend Thanksgiving with our younger son's in-laws.     

     It's a two-day drive — we stretched it to three, spending nights in Cleveland and Buffalo.
     We arrived in Cooperstown Tuesday evening. Wednesday morning was a no-brainer: the Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, which is well worth visiting — so much so that I have a big write-up about the place scheduled to run in the paper this Sunday.
     We spent the morning and the early afternoon there. But what of the late afternoon? My wife, who has a marvelous facility for sniffing out such places, suggested the Fenimore Art Museum, located in the former mansion of author James Fenimore Cooper. Who did not live in Cooperstown coincidentally — turns out his father, William, a Quaker leader, founded the village in 1768.

      The museum has an unusual Georgia O'Keeffe — "Brown and Tan Leaves," a 1928 autumnal still life — and an adequate John Singer Sargent. But what really sets it apart is its collection of American folk art. I particularly enjoyed the weather vane collection. Beautiful, rural, they made me wonder what exactly weather vanes  are good for besides being pretty. Yes, to tell which way the wind is blowing. But how is that useful to a farmer? In predicting the weather, mostly — for instance, in a certain location, an easterly wind might mean an increased chance of rain, while westerly was more an indication of fair weather ahead.

    To understand just how important the wind was to weather prediction, all we have to do is turn to etymology. The word "weather" is easily a thousand years old, from the Old English weder, meaning "air and sky." Or, going back further, to the Indo-Germanic weh, meaning "blow." To get a sense of how words formed. Say it out loud and create a little breeze yourself — "weather"and "wind" have the same root.

    Moving on, Noah Webster's 1828 dictionary traces "vane" to the Dutch vaan, flag or banner, while its homophone "vain" is from the Latin, vanus meaning empty or insubstantial. To round out the homophone hat trick, "vein" is from the Latin venio, or pass through a conduit; a reminder that even though words sound the same they can trace their origins to different places.

     Not that the definitions don't blend at times. One of Webster's definitions of "vain" is "inconstant," and a weather vane is certainly that, leading to a slur for unreliable people, such as in the 1623 folio of "Love's Labor Lost."    

    "What plume of feathers is hee that indited this Letter?" the Queen asks. "What veine? What wethercocke?"

    Of course "inconstant" is so judgy. I prefer to think of it as "flexible."     

"Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" — The State of the Blog, 2024

     Exactly one year ago, EGD's State of the Blog 2023 was headlined, "Trump strangles puppy, popularity soars." Our dean of commentators, Grizz, ended his remarks with: "Right now, I'm looking forward to making it to 2025. Yes, you read that right. A year from now, the suspense will be over, and we will know whether we've survived a narrow escape...or if we're toast."
     Be careful what you wish for. Though I suppose his assumption was we would not be toast. And we are not quite, yet, burnt beyond hope. A little scraping — okay, a lot of scraping — could someday set it right. 
      But not yet. We are still in the browning phase. We are indeed, for want of a better term, toast. Or if you prefer, still emitting our usual frog croaks, to move onto a new metaphor, bobbing on the surface of a pot of water on the stove, enjoying the growing warmth, occasionally casting uneasy glances down at the blue flames, going full bore against the bottom of the pot. Getting hot down there.
     So how did 2024 go, blogwise? What's the joke? "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?" The numbers are up. Way up. But they're bots. Historically, a bit more than half the hits come from the United States. The past year it was 18 percent, with two-thirds occurring in China and Hong Kong. I posed the question to Google, and Artificial Intelligence served up this among the possibilities: "China is often associated with high volumes of automated bot activity, which may be scanning your site for potential security weaknesses."
     Scanning for weaknesses? Are they not obvious? The whole blog is one big weakness. An ad hoc array of words set down on by a solitary, aging newspaperman on a creaky platform. Can it be that tough to crack? I'd think a sharp Chinese hacker could get inside in a heartbeat, without knocking on the door hundreds of thousands of times. Though toward what end I can't imagine. No money here. Still, somebody is trying something, so if EGD suddenly vanishes one day, assume that the Chinese finally jimmied the lock, ran in and shut off all the lights, rather than I finally went mad and deleted the thing. Though that is always a possibility.

     For now, it's here. And how did the year go? Honestly, thinking back toward calendar 2024, no highlight initially came to mind. Not one. Forgetfulness or self-effacement? You choose! But let me paw over the listings and see what we can find.
    In January, we began the month and year attending a legal clinic for immigrants at the courthouse, with "Legal community steps up for migrants" certainly putting a finger on what would be the big issue of 2024 and, no doubt, into next year and beyond.
     In February, we said goodbye to another friend and colleague, "Jack Higgins drew from the heart of Chicago." 

     In March, a blog post I had hoped to be a column in the newspaper, but didn't pass the 501(c)3 test, "Drink poison or eat Chex? The choice is yours." It is a restriction I would chafe against all year, leading to what I considered Timidity Creep: from not endorsing a candidate to not saying anything strong about anyone. 

     In April I wrote two columns worth recalling — one about a woman who bought the first Ford Mustang ever sold in the United States, 60 years ago, and still has it. The story has been told before, but I'm proud to have realized it isn't about the car; it's about the woman. The piece became among of our best read articles of the year. A week later, I published one of those deep dives that are so much fun to write, about the trumpet. If you read only one story cited here, read that one. A long piece needs a narrative arc, and this one seemed obvious: start with Esteban Batalan, lead trumpet of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, playing at Orchestra Hall, snake through the Conn Selmer factory in Indiana, and end up at a high school on the South Side. 

     But narrative arc shouldn't trump humanity, and while I was crushing these two Morgan Park students I'd met to fit into the final paragraph of my enormous trumpet saga, I realized that by. turning them into a literary device I was short-changing their story. So I ran them as a second, separate column, even though it sheered the neat ending off my trumpet magnus opus. I'm proud of that decision.    

     In May, I held my breath and verrrrrry carefully picked my way through the Gaza protests, with "Student protesters hold their breath, turn blue," trying my gosh-darned best not to step on the tails of a single kitty sleeping in the hallways of Navy Pier.

    In June, after years and years of trying to get the Chicago Police Department to let me follow a cop who'd been shot in rehab, I shrugged and wrote a column about a CPD officer who quit the force and moved to the suburbs. Working with the Northbrook police reminded me of everything the Chicago cops could be and aren't. 

    In July, I was able to write candidly to Joe Biden's debate disaster in a way that I didn't even bother trying to get into the newspaper. 

    In August I used the commotion of the convention to spend a few hours with Brandon Johnson, lightly gumming him, thinking that maybe doing so would mean there would be a second. But I might as well have chomped, because there wasn't and probably won't be. The man's a train wreck on a scale seldom seen outside of Roadrunner cartoons. I also managed to sneak my older son's wedding into the paper. My younger son got married four months later without any requests for media coverage, to my relief, as I didn't see how I could pull off that backflip a second time.

    In September we comforted the White Sox — okay, laughed at them — after their historically awful season.  In October, we looked how far women had come on the 50th anniversary of a law allowing them to get credit cards in their own name. And how much they had to lose in the upcoming election. 

    In November, EGD gazed through latticed fingers at the infamy of a second Trump administration, and what erosions to our Republic we can expect. In December I invited readers to share a cab with me while the driver tried to rip me off with "How much do you tip the guy who tries to rob you."

     There you have it: I'm glad I bothered to check, as the year turns out to be not as meh as I initially remembered. To those of you who are not Chinese spambots, thank you, as always, for reading my stuff. Thank you to all the commenters — and their numbers are swelling, I believe, because I invite comment in the morning letter sending out my blog link (if you would like to receive it, email me at dailysteinberg@gmail.com). Thank you Marc Schulman, of Eli's Cheesecake, for being this blog's advertiser for the 12th year in a row. If you haven't ordered your cheesecake, well, get to it. 

     As grim as the prospects for the upcoming year certainly are, I do not find myself feeling downhearted. I share Grizz's 2023 sense of anticipation. Two personal landmarks on the horizon that I'm fairly certain have a good chance of happening, neither of which I would dream of jinxing by specifying. You'll find out if and when they occur. 

     As for the country, well, having marked time through years of historical slough, we who love democracy find ourselves in a situation where we are called upon to fight for everything good about this country, against, if not the forces of evil, then its henchmen and lackeys, handmaidens and toadies. They might straddle the country in 2025, but they will not win for the simple reason they can't win. If they're winning, then the story isn't over yet. Not to suggest the fight is either easy or certain. Times will be awful and terrifying, and could go on for years, maybe decades. But really, can you think of a better purpose than to try to save the United States of America from those who would cavalierly betray everything she represents and destroy her? I can't. So let's get to it.

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