Not really. I'm not saying that in a sincere, "my soul is consigned to flames!" sense. I not only never believed in such rococo nonsense, but have trouble believing anyone in the world can believe such a thing, though obviously they do.
If you read the "ohhh" as more of a groan, you'll get a sense of my sincere, sinking feeling when I realized what I had done, entirely by accident.
Readers of this blog know that I have a fidelity for truth, for directness, for candor.
And now I have gone and contributed to the smokescreen of deceit and obfuscation that is the web.
Quite unintentionally, I hasten to say. Hell, if there were one, is paved with good intentions.
And the timing is awkward; just as the truth about Russians posing as Americans and creating anti-Hillary lies during the election is dribbling out ... well, maybe I had better just tell the story.
So I'm clicking over the Washington Post, and for some reason I'm told that the cookies on my computer are keeping me from seeing a certain story, and I might want to clean my cookies off my computer. So I figure out how to do that, and wipe out all cookies—bits of information that web sites place on your computer to recognize you and smooth surfing— from the computer. Boxes and boxes of cookies are trashed.
Of course then I have to sign back in, into Blogger, into Facebook.
Into Twitter. Twitter asks me to log onto, not my standard @NeilSteinberg but @RussianPostal, the fake site I set up in March to create an air of reality around the non-launch of my parody Russian postage stamp honoring Donald Trump, created by a New York illustrator and actual postage stamp designer who agreed to help me with the ruse.
I would never do such a thing in the newspaper, where satire is too often taken seriously accustomed to believing what they're told. But on the freewheeling web, it seemed a good idea. During the last week in March, I started tweeting anodyne announcements about new Russian postal stamps. I figured that would enhance the effect when my Trump stamp was announced.
Reaction to the Twitter feed was tepid, but it perhaps helped, a little, I think, though the prank was quite successful—my most popular post ever, in fact. April 2 came around. I went about my business, forgetting about Russian Postal.
Until, prodding by my cookie cleanse, I signed back on. And found that dozens of people had been sending tweets to Russian Postal. Russian people. Sharing their various real-life gripes with the actual Russian post office.
They complained about lost packages:
They complained about long lines, and send documentary photos:
My site became included in the loop from what looked like actual Russian Post Office trying to help people.
Some defied belief, like the driver who used a package to brace his truck:
It looks like the Russian post office is still better than the rotten to the core Rogers Park post office on Devon!ReplyDelete
I once waited in line when there were just two of the four windows open & watched as the employee for the third window took 30 minutes to set up her window. She kept going into the back & coming out with a single small item in her hand.
A few years ago, I went there for stamps, but they were out of almost all stamps. The reason: The employee who knew the combination to the safe where the stamps were stored was out of town on vacation & no one else knew the combination & they refused to call the main post office so it could send out a supervisor to open the safe.
This is the worst & most incompetent post office in the country, bar none! Mass mailings are received a couple of days earlier everywhere else in Chicago & suburbs, than in Rogers Park.
(The above was meant to be a regular comment, not a reply.) I must be tired, it's 1:05 a.m.ReplyDelete
Clark Street, I thought the post office serving Sauganash was pure awful, but I had a run in with the Rogers Park branch and you are absolutely correct!!ReplyDelete
I had to send a registered letter and it came back as undeliverable - no such address or business exists. The place was one block away.
Once, a substitute carrier put two registered letters in my mailbox meant for a neighbor. That means the sub forged the neighbor's name on the registered slip. So I called up & about an hour later the parcel truck picked up the letters. I have no idea what happened to the sub.Delete
BTW, the letters were from the IRS!
The translations are hilarious! I once read a BBC Persian article where "Trump" was translated as "Tramp". Maybe Iranians reading this blog would think that Russia has a Tramp stamp.ReplyDelete
Oh this is too funny! Not only was it a brilliant prank, it lasted a good five months. That's fantastic. Bravo, sir. Bravo!!ReplyDelete