Dante in the Piazza Santa Croce, Florence. |
Pressing forward, I grew to hate him. Just for taking something so valuable and rendering it into turgid academic blather. Grew to hate Princeton University Press for foisting this upon a trusting public. Hate the scholars who blurbed it. “A beautiful book that reflects decades of thinking and teaching,” begins literary critic Piero Boitani.
Maybe he meant the cover. It is indeed a beautiful cover.
And I grew to hate myself for buying the book, impulsively, because, heck, it has such a nice cover and it is about Dante. For insisting on grimly, joylessly grinding through it, page after page, trying to glean some shred of knowledge from this field of chaff. I blame my own cheapness. I bought the thing, paid, geez, $35 for it. I have to read it. It grew to feel like penance, a hair shirt. Enduring a homebound summer in a brainless era during the reign of an imbecile? Here’s some grist for the mill, perfesser. Chew on this!
Then on page 333 (ironically, since three is very big in Dante’s Commedia), he makes it all worthwhile. A redemptive Hail Mary pass, fittingly. He’s categorizing the ways the human vessel is deformed in “Inferno”: stuffed into fissures in rocks, soothsayers’ heads twisted backward “in a grim parody of their profession,” barrators sunk in molten pitch, “the most atrocious kind of metamorphosis.”
Then Took reaches back and unleashes this perfect spiral:
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Had to look up "barrators," but the minute I did, a vision appeared of molten pitch creeping out of the sea and engulfing Mar-a-Lago little by little while hordes of once disappointed litigants cheered and whooped it up on the sidelines.
ReplyDeletejohn
As a regular reader of this blog, I find your comments on the book quite interesting.
ReplyDeleteYour moniker, however, disappointed me. If you don’t mind my asking, why do you feel the need to be “unknown”?
ToMAYto, ToMAHto, then? ; )
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'll be going with Neil's analysis, especially since he has a shelf full of Dante books. While seconding the caption beneath the book cover pictured with the article: "I’m open to the idea it is intended for audiences far smarter than myself." Since I could barely make it through this comment, I think I'd fare pretty poorly with the tome.
Unrelated to the above, I'm wondering, though. Is the more satisfying "Hail Mary" completion the possibility that writing about this in the paper makes the $35 a business expense? ; )
But is it entertaining?
ReplyDeletejohn
Because I didn't buy the book for the paper, I can't in good conscious submit the $35 expense since I chose to write about it. That seems bad form, and I try to be scrupulous about expenses. People who post as "unknown" should be aware that I only rarely read "unknown" posts. This poster just got lucky.
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