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Avalanche Peak, Yellowstone National Park, 2009 |
So ... almost two weeks since the presidential election, and I still haven't assembled my reasons for Kamala Harris's defeat. It seems every pundit has done that long ago. Lack of focus on the economy? Her laugh? Too much support for trans folks? Too little outreach to pugnacious young men?
I suppose my short answer is: it doesn't matter. Every disaster is a confluence of circumstances. The example I always use is a plane flying into a mountain. How does that happen? Well, first, you need a mountain. Shrouded in fog. The pilot, distracted by a balky warning light. The radar on the fritz. The co-pilot in the bathroom with stomach flu.
You can debate all those factors. "First you need a mountain"?! There are mountains everywhere. Planes don't typically fly into them ... it's the pilot's responsibility to see to that. Though the co-pilot should. As for the fog...
It becomes kinda pointless, by the time you're using tweezers to pick passengers off the slope of some alp. However it happened, it happened. Learning lessons is a self-soothing fraud — ponder enough and it won't happen next time. Sure, sure, but right now we have to deal with it.
Or not. As the truly shocking appointment of yes-men and toadies to cabinet posts explodes in the press, a daily dowsing bucket of cold reality, I just can't dive too deeply into why Matt Gaetz shouldn't be the attorney general. I keep circling back to the quip which, alas, Louis Armstrong did not actually say when asked to explain jazz: "If you have to ask, you'll never know." A New York Times pundit already compared Trump nominating Gaetz to Caligula trying to appoint his horse as a consul. Not much rhetorical room beyond that.
You can debate all those factors. "First you need a mountain"?! There are mountains everywhere. Planes don't typically fly into them ... it's the pilot's responsibility to see to that. Though the co-pilot should. As for the fog...
It becomes kinda pointless, by the time you're using tweezers to pick passengers off the slope of some alp. However it happened, it happened. Learning lessons is a self-soothing fraud — ponder enough and it won't happen next time. Sure, sure, but right now we have to deal with it.
Or not. As the truly shocking appointment of yes-men and toadies to cabinet posts explodes in the press, a daily dowsing bucket of cold reality, I just can't dive too deeply into why Matt Gaetz shouldn't be the attorney general. I keep circling back to the quip which, alas, Louis Armstrong did not actually say when asked to explain jazz: "If you have to ask, you'll never know." A New York Times pundit already compared Trump nominating Gaetz to Caligula trying to appoint his horse as a consul. Not much rhetorical room beyond that.
And if we I recall, we weighed and evaluated, thought and pondered aplenty before the most recent disaster. Maybe pondering is the problem — the other side seems to do just fine with hardly any thought at all.
Honestly, I take a certain comfort in just how wrong these appointments are. I mean, appointing a Russian asset to head our intelligence services? That's World Class Fuckery. The thing about Trump is, there was nothing subtle about him. I almost said "nothing hidden," though I assume there are subcellers below the apparent, as hideous as that is to think about. The country bought the ticket; now they get to take the ride, dragging the rest of us along.
But it isn't as if the full disaster wasn't there in 3-D living color for all to see. Or not see. Turns out, half the country just didn't give a damn. Well, if that worked for them before the election, maybe it'll work for us after. A guy can try, can't he?
Honestly, I take a certain comfort in just how wrong these appointments are. I mean, appointing a Russian asset to head our intelligence services? That's World Class Fuckery. The thing about Trump is, there was nothing subtle about him. I almost said "nothing hidden," though I assume there are subcellers below the apparent, as hideous as that is to think about. The country bought the ticket; now they get to take the ride, dragging the rest of us along.
But it isn't as if the full disaster wasn't there in 3-D living color for all to see. Or not see. Turns out, half the country just didn't give a damn. Well, if that worked for them before the election, maybe it'll work for us after. A guy can try, can't he?