
A reader wrote to me on Monday:
"Woke up around 3 o'clock one morning this week finding myself praying about the election. Is that a sickness?"
No, that's natural. If you love this country, you want to see it delivered from the Trumpian madness now, before it moves from a shameful near-miss to a nation-wrecking disaster.
It's too late to avoid the former. And the latter is a definite possibility no matter what happens today. Do not underestimate the ancient forces at work here, the ugly prehistoric energy that our president is tapping into to bring vitality to his zombie cult.
But trouncing the GOPs at the polls Tuesday would be a step-away from the abyss. I don't believe in God, never have for a second (though am not an atheist, for reasons I've explained before). To be honest, I have difficulty accepting that others believe in God. Really?
But trouncing the GOPs at the polls Tuesday would be a step-away from the abyss. I don't believe in God, never have for a second (though am not an atheist, for reasons I've explained before). To be honest, I have difficulty accepting that others believe in God. Really?
Still, inspired by my reader, I did something unusual, something I have only done a few times in my life. I got down slowly on my knees, clasped my hands in front of me, and began:
Heavenly Father,
Or Mother, as the case may be.
Trying not to fixate on the gender of Majesty Incarnate
Something of a liberal vice....
Start again.
Divine God.
Of whatever orientation celestial
Start again.
Divine God.
Of whatever orientation celestial
Who watches over us.
Cast all Republicans into the pit of electoral defeat.
Send Bruce Rauner packing back to his nine mansions.
Make Peter Roskam eat the cold gruel of not-enough-votes.
Defeat Ted Cruz utterly in Texas.
Despite the damn polls.
Let the Democrats take control of House.
And, heck, the Senate too.
You are the Lord Almighty.
You can do it.
Just as you freed Jews from Egyptian bondage.
Free those who still care about American freedoms
From the chains of Trumpian demagoguery.
Cast all Republicans into the pit of electoral defeat.
Send Bruce Rauner packing back to his nine mansions.
Make Peter Roskam eat the cold gruel of not-enough-votes.
Defeat Ted Cruz utterly in Texas.
Despite the damn polls.
Let the Democrats take control of House.
And, heck, the Senate too.
You are the Lord Almighty.
You can do it.
Just as you freed Jews from Egyptian bondage.
Free those who still care about American freedoms
From the chains of Trumpian demagoguery.
And towel-gnawing imbecility of his followers.
And for this we will praise You.
And ourselves, since we got off our liberal asses
And did it.
Together
With Your help
Or without.
And ourselves, since we got off our liberal asses
And did it.
Together
With Your help
Or without.
Who can say?
Just in case, we invoke You.
Our mighty Fath...ah, Moth...ah Parent.
Who watches over us
And saves us from our follies
Sometimes.
Maybe.
Maybe.
We beseech you.
Whether out of sincere belief.
Or just to be thorough.
Whether out of sincere belief.
Or just to be thorough.
In case beseeching gets you off the sidelines
and into the game.
And if it doesn't.
And if it doesn't.
Well at least we tried.
And we'll get them.
Next election.
If there is a next election.
Amen.
And yes, I spoke that aloud, on my knees, hands clasped. Covering all the bases. Now the ball's in ... Their court. And yours. Go vote if you haven't already. And pray. It couldn't hurt.