The Vent Haven Museum in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky, a haven for ventriloquist dummies, is one of the countless subject that nobody gives a shit about, at least until I write about them. Then they tend to. |
As a rule, I try to let the commenters on my blog post comment, and not get involved in the discussion unless there is some question I'm in a position to answer. I've had my say; now the readers get theirs.
But sometimes questions are raised that merit my involvement. Such as this, after Friday's post on museums, from Bill:
But sometimes questions are raised that merit my involvement. Such as this, after Friday's post on museums, from Bill:
Question,
There's two different kinds of people which one are you?
When you go to a place That's open to the public say a restaurant or a museum for instance and there's almost nobody else there do you say to yourself I'm so lucky I'm so smart nobody else came here out of the 7 billion people on earth I'm the only one here lucky me or do you realize that no one else gives a s*** and that's why you're in there alone because it's of no interest to anyone else?
You are a very fine writer most of the time you write about things that a fair number of people care about why on earth would you want to write about things that hardly anybody cares about over and over again?
Are you writing for you or are you writing for us?
I know that's more than one question but I figured you got to write about something
In another mood, I might not have even posted that — the "I'm so lucky I'm so smart" is nearly an accusation — I'm an arrogant bastard — the standard MAGA mind trick of imagining something stupid and then projecting the thought into the mind of people they hate. "I'm lucky I'm so smart" is not a thought I have often, certainly not compared to, "I'm lucky I blundered here through blind fate, despite the fact that I didn't want to come here because I never want to go anywhere."
But he said something complimentary. And that "Write about things that hardly anybody cares about over and over again" is fairly accurately.
I considered, and answered on the blog this way:
But he said something complimentary. And that "Write about things that hardly anybody cares about over and over again" is fairly accurately.
I considered, and answered on the blog this way:
That's a valid question. The short answer is: I'm writing for me, absolutely, 100 percent. The fact that other people who aren't myself want to read it is a continuing marvel. As far as the nobody gives a shit aspect, I would reply with a question: 1) "Who appointed you their spokesman?" and then make an observation: "And yet you're here." But this seems a topic worthy of expansion, so I'll write tomorrow's blog post about it. Thanks for asking.The reader preference feedback loop is the bedrock of much social media — you click on a video of a turtle being cut out of a net by a diver, and suddenly your feed is inundated with aquatic animal rescue, Artificial Intelligence thinking, "More animal rescue!"
And we worry AI is going to take over the world.
"Give the lady what she wants," was the slogan for Marshal Field's. Instead, I see myself as a sifter. I go to these very dull and ignored subjects that for some reason catch my attention, dig up handfuls of facts regarding them and toss them onto my fine-mesh sieve of a mind. Then begin to shake. Out drops the parts that not only aren't dull, but interesting. Those, I share.
I'm the guy who, 30 years ago, wrote a chapter in my book on the National Spelling Bee. This was before all the novels and plays — in fact, I like to think I had a small hand in creating the literary bee genre. The spelling bee was an obscure and strange American institution that got grudgingly reported on and generally ridiculed at the end of May. I followed a girl through a year of the bee, beginning in her middle school, then proceeding to state, and ending at the national bee in Washington, D.C.
The chapter, called "Shiver Like Rhesus Monkeys" is one of my favorite pieces. It gives every word my champion, Sruti Nadimpalli, received in a year of the bee, but is never dull, and others joined me in that estimation. Granta, the esteemed London literary quarterly, republished it on their cover.
Returning to Bill's question, my writing about things nobody cares about is not an accident. I set out to do that. Because the things people do care about — sports, celebrities, today's political crisis — are already covered like a damp shirt by a thousand other writers. Why join the scrum? To me, the greatest accolade is to walk an untrodden path. And while people don't care about the topics before I address them, by the time I'm done, they care more than they did before. Sometimes a lot more.
I loved visiting Neenah Foundry to watch manhole covers being made because it was a dream of mine, and took me about five years of badgering to get them to agree, and because what I found there was gold, well, okay, iron, but you get my point. Before the story ran, I took the time to check the Sun-Times, Tribune and Daily News files, and found that, in the 100 years Neenah has been making manhole covers for the city, nobody from the Chicago press had ever found a way to drive up there and write about the process. Not once. I was the first. That, to me, is something to be proud of, to be that guy, the guy who asked Cologuard, "Who opens the jar?" For many subjects, I'm the only one who wrote a particular story in the Chicago press over the past 40 years — the social lives of transvestites. A factory making table pads. What it's like to visit a dominatrix. The fact that nobody has written before, or since, and no reader was waiting for the answer, isn't a reason to pause. It's a reason to hurry forward. A plaudit. Icing on the cake.
Does that help, Bill? Because if you don't find this stuff interesting, nobody is putting a gun to your heads. As I tell sometimes tell people who complain: But I don't write this for people who don't like it. There must be stuff you like. Go find that. Because I'm certainly not changing to suit the displeased.
I would love to visit the Neenah Foundry or the East Jordan Iron Works in Michigan that a lot of other cast iron things for the city & private utilities.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a very fascinating day was had!
Their cast iron is so much better looking than the cheap crap manhole covers NYC has made in India, by people that don't even wear shoes in their foundries!
The day that Neenah story ran I sent it to the East Jordan Iron Works and said, "You're next — a deep dive into fire hydrants." To which they answered the corporatese version of: "No way in fucking hell."
DeleteI, too, loved the manhole cover story. What is the corporate reason for being so hesitant about coverage of their product? BTW, we have a large fire hydrant manufacturer in Iowa that you might have better luck with. https://clowvalve.com
DeleteMaybe try one of the hydrant makers in Alabama, they make a lot in Birmingham. I believe it's Mueller.
DeleteI'd love to hear about fire hydrants.
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What they said was: "Thank you for the opportunity to participate, I’m sorry it doesn’t work out for us. You are welcome to consider me your contact on future work." I approached the again with the article I wrote about John Deere in Crain's — I thought the Crain's aspect might amp up my appeal. No go. I just tracked down Tracy Malpass, the fifth generation to own East Jordon, now EJ, and emailed him this morning. This never-quitting thing works in my favor, sometimes.
DeleteI’m wit chew.
ReplyDeleteI would suggest Bill is a stick-in-the-mud.
ReplyDeleteI read a lot of things written by a lot of different people. Since there are many more things to read than there is time to read them I’ve developed a simple habit that your critical commenter may want to cultivate. If I start reading something and I find that it doesn’t interest me I simply move on to something else.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite Wilco lyrics, and generally great life advice —
ReplyDelete…”if you're trying to paint a picture
But you're not sure which colors belong
Just paint what you see
Don't let anyone say it's wrong”
I once hung out with Jeff Tweedy — watched him record a song, and chain smoke in his apartment — for a men's magazine. I'll have to try to track the story down.
DeleteBy the way, that photo is nightmare fuel — well done
ReplyDeleteI believe you have made that comment before about writing for yourself, maybe it was someone else. Especially when it comes to books, you really never know if anyone will read it.
ReplyDeleteOh, by now I'm fairly certain no one will. Another reason to write them for myself.
DeleteIt's a ... blog, Bill. A personal blog. As someone who used to have a blog, I can assure you it's no easy feat to write every goddamn day. You could have a blog, too. But you'd rather spend your time writing snarky comments to the people who are showing up.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why an experienced, professional writer even felt the need to answer the impudent message of someone who can't punctuate.
ReplyDeleteI reread the Neenah Foundry article, and it was a good article that I am guessing was positive for the company. Do you know if they ordered a number of papers so they could cut out the article and have them framed and display at their offices? You wrote it was with difficulty getting to tour the plant I wonder if it became a win for them? Maybe a way to convince East Jordan Iron works?
ReplyDeleteI first encountered your writing in Granta. the piece about the lamp factory and was immediately hooked. ive read a couple of your books and attended a few events you were a part of. MAGA? anyone that does anything you dont like or doesn't agree with you is a trump supporter?
ReplyDeleteim a faithful reader and you suggest I stop? reminds me of Seinfeld's soup nazi episode.
glad I caught you on a good day and you didn treally rip into me like you sometimes do. though the commenters didn't hesitate. birds of a feather I suppose.
thanks for your answer to my question. maybe one day you'll get that museum critic gig. all the best
You need plumb those depths.
ReplyDeleteA thought occurred to me that I'll get to in a moment, but first I'll say that what makes EGD interesting enough to read every GD is the completely unpredictable parade of topics, each one followed by a randomness of comments in reply. Any given topic will strike a chord in some readers, or dig up a distant memory, or trigger a flat-out disagreement. I visit (and in one case moderate) a number of special-interest forums where the topic is so much the same each day, which is their entire purpose. Here it is not, and that's what makes it special.
ReplyDeleteAs for how to make it interesting every day, it dawned on me that the sifting-with-a-sieve analogy can go two ways. Sometimes you're looking for the fine material that drops out the bottom, dusting your finished items with some appeal that goes one step beyond everyone else's standard, but sometimes the treasure is what's left behind on top, after all the everyday dirt and mud has been washed away.
If I could, I’d reach through this blog and give you a big hug. I love all the things you write about. You scratch my curiosity itch daily.
ReplyDeleteNot only do you make shit nobody cares about interesting, you also invoke Dante from time to time. That alone elevates you above the scribbler scrum.
ReplyDeleteIf I've quoted Robert Benchley once, I've quoted him a 1000 times: there are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who divide people into 2 groups, and those who don't.
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