Sunday, January 21, 2024

Flashback 2005: Liberty overrated, and one proud chef

Cherry Pit grub

   
Chicago Restaurant Week begins Monday. Regular readers know that I'm a restaurant guy — restaurants help create the illusion of meaning in life — from dining at three Michelin Star Alinea, to lauding a favorite hot dog joint owner. I think I'm going to weigh in this week about it, in the paper. But in the meantime, here's a moment from 2005 worth remembering. I left in the section that ran above it, just in case you've got time to kill. Alas it's as current now as it was 19 years ago, and the last paragraph explains Trump about as well as he can be explained. The original headline was, "Liberty seems pretty far down on world's to-do list."

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     Is liberty really "the universal longing of every soul," as Condoleezza Rice told an audience in Egypt this week? Or is that belief merely our gosh-darn American presumption leading us astray again?
     Because, frankly, when I look over the wide swoop of human history, I don't see much pining after liberty. I see a whole lot of "let's go kill those guys and take their stuff." I see quite a bit of "let's roll at the feet of that king." But not much "let's promote liberty so that each of us can breathe free."
     Surveying our world today, people seem to leap to put on the chains of some religion or drug or cause. Even in America, the supposed land of liberty, a big chunk of the population is eager to yank the leash the moment somebody tries to use that liberty to do something they don't like.
     Which liberty, supposedly, allows you to do. The error Rice makes is to assume that, if only Egypt had democracy, why, it would elect a bunch of swarthy Jeffersons. More likely that, given their choice, Egyptians would opt for radical Islamic theocracy, via popular election. We wouldn't like that.
     Rice's mistake is a common one. Those free of oppression have a very difficult time understanding the taste that so many develop for it. I'll never forget, when I finally got the old family boot off my neck and fled to college, the shock I felt that any sane man would join a fraternity.
     "They spend 18 years being told what to do," I said at the time. "Then they go out on their own, finally, and what's the first choice they make? To join a group that forces them to roll an egg with their nose across the quad at midnight, blindfolded."
     Oppression, like drugs, brings some measure of pleasure to those under the yoke. Why else do you think all those Russians are still mooning after Stalin, a half century after his death?

Because good food isn't enough

     I've eaten at a lot of fancy Chicago restaurants over the years, and I thought I knew what good service is. A little bit of theater -- the spinning salad bowl at the old Blackhawk. Some personal service -- Chef Louis Szathmary going from table to table at the Bakery to make sure everybody was happy. The brisk snap of the waiters at Charlie Trotter's. The knowledgeable, I-grew-this-lettuce-from-a-seed-and-now-I'm-gonna-tell-you-all-about-it authority of the staff at Tru.
     But I never grasped what the heart of dining-out hospitality really is, didn't look for, never mind touch, its essence, not until a fry cook named Carmen Vargas turned away from his grill at the Cherry Pit Cafe in Deerfield this past Sunday.
     It was Father's Day and the place — a narrow front with a lunch counter and a big square room in back — was packed. My family had to wait. Four seats opened up at the counter, and we slid on in, picked up our menus, and had that chin-stroking, what-shall-we-have-today moment.
     The special was buttermilk oatmeal pancakes. "I make my own oatmeal pancakes at home," my wife said out loud, to no one in particular, perhaps with a touch of loftiness, the way Queen Elizabeth, offered a $50 gift certificate at Zales, might murmur, "I have jewels back in London."
     We ordered. A few minutes went by while we watched eggs sizzling on the grill and customers bustling in and out behind us. Then Vargas, tall, with an elegant mustache, turned and set a small plate in front of my wife. On it was a single pancake.
     "You mentioned that you make these at home," he said. "But do they taste like this?"
     My wife cut the pancake into four pieces, and we each tried one. Fluffy, oatmeal-infused, slightly sweet — during the comparison of ingredients that followed, Vargas said he puts sugar in the batter.
     "You don't need syrup," he said. My wife pronounced them lighter than her own, my older son decreed they were better, too, which seemed to satisfy him.
     Maybe I wouldn't have noticed if he wasn't a fry cook — usually they stand stolidly before the grills, never turning, pushing out the orders, which were flying fast and furious at the Cherry Pit.
      But his impulse resonated in me. Isn't that the essence of hospitality? The open generosity of sharing, seasoned with a bit of here-try-this-I-made-it-you'll-like-it pride? I thought it exceptional.
                 — Originally published in the Sun-Times, June 22, 2005

12 comments:

  1. Lovely, thank you.

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  2. Exceptional indeed. That’s why I’m polite to those who work the deli counter. Free samples of stuff I’d never try. I’m polite to everyone, but the deli is the only place I can score freebies.

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  3. When asked to join a fraternity years ago I recall thinking: "I'll pay a not insignificant monthly fee and jump through demented initiation hoops to have friends, drink beer, and live in a dump?"

    But I already drank beer and had friends with no fee involved. One of the easier decisions I've ever made.

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    2. An accurate description of Greek life on campus. But at some schools, fraternities and sororities dominate much of student social life. Maybe that's not as common today as it was back in the day. Northwestern was one such school, in the 60s and 70s. So was the school I attended. Five fraternities and three sororities...in a small private Christian-oriented college with a student body of about 1,200...half the size of my high school. Party school, with maybe a dozen Jews. I left after a year.

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  4. I don't share Neil's admiration for fine cooking, but his descriptions certainly make me regret its absence.

    john

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  5. "...Vargas said he puts sugar in the batter.
    'You don't need syrup,' he said."

    This is a fine tale and I'm sure I'd appreciate the pancakes, but not "needing" real maple syrup would not be a selling point for me.

    I forget where I heard or read this, being unable to keep straight all the flotsam bobbing by on the daily tidal wave of information. But a chef at one of the primo hamburger places around town was asked by a customer, "why can't I seem to make burgers this good at home?" and his reply was something like "you wouldn't believe how much salt I put in everything!"

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  6. I escaped to SIU Carbondale in 1971. Fraternities were not sought in “the days of rage.” Best 4 years of my life!

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  7. "I don't see much pining after liberty."
    I see pining for liberty in Ukraine.
    They were trying to figure out democracy,
    and then some dickwad decides that Ukraine has been invaded before,
    so let's do it again.
    Then a dickwad from here becomes a puppet of dickwad #1
    and tells other dickwads to follow dickwad #1.
    And now are once proud country looks like a bunch of dickwads.

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  8. My son is of the opinion that only 2% of all breakfast places make good pancakes. Oatmeal pancakes sound really dry to me. I have the best recipe for buttermilk pancakes which include a pint of real buttermilk and no sugar. Come be my guest!

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  9. More likely that, given their choice, Egyptians would opt for radical Islamic theocracy, via popular election. We wouldn't like that.

    Whoa! How impressively prescient in hindsight, Neil, given what happened with Morsi. As it turned out, not only wouldn't we like that, but it turns out that the Egyptians, on second thought, didn't like it much themselves.

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  10. Pancakes are the only thing I'll eat at a Cracker Barrel. Not because they are excellent, but because nothing else there is worth eating. They're not bad and the syrup is real, otherwise I might not eat anything ,while my family eats poorly prepared eggs. Long ago, with a group from the Merc, I would frequent a Chinese restaurant called Lan's on Armitage. The garlic shrimp and Mooshu pork were terrific, as was everything else except the beverages. Chinese beer and WanFu wine didn't make the grade but did not deter us. On occasion we would still be gabbing as they were closing up, cleaning and doing their paperwork. Lan would be at an adjoining table counting the cash while we would be eating some special dish that her husband cooked, a comped treat for special customers. Condoleeza Rice. Think of her whenever you see a Wounded Warrior pitch from Trace Adkins on TV. She is as responsible as George W. Bush for those broken bodies that Congress refuses to fully rehabilitate.

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